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alexup24

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2525
  • Number of comments : 344
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I decided I need to get a life. I reached this epiphany when I failed to take notice of my friend calling me, until he started calling out my Xbox gamertag. fat FML

#19991008
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6557) - you deserved it (21135)

On 07/29/2012 at 4:20pm - misc - by kumbuck3t15 (man) - Mexico (Baja California)

looool I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

#19903031
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62741) - you deserved it (5054)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

Today, I found out just how easy it is to be launched against the wall and sucker-punched into oblivion by a 200-pound former Marine turned professional body-builder. I discovered this after I told mah fiancée's dad that we were expecting a baby. big fat FML

#19867923
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25329) - you deserved it (4193)

On 06/29/2012 at 7:57pm - health - by fuckjuggalos (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, mah boyfriend told me I was almost perfect. And the only reason I'm not completely perfect is cuz I don't like Mountain Dew. FML

#19837078
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16800) - you deserved it (25824)

On 06/24/2012 at 1:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (4026)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today , I was aving a debate wit ma friend , wo actually believes karma is real . He got very angry wit me and stormed off , tripping over is own feet in te process . I lauged and asked wat e'd done in a past life to deserve tat one . He responded by getting up and puncing me . FML

#19750799
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9187) - you deserved it (34057)

On 06/07/2012 at 5:26pm - health - by sh3n-D (man) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today after having sex with mah girlfriend I jokingly held the condom above mah mouth. Somehow the condom bustd an everything went over mah face. Worse still we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was.

#19743887
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14652) - you deserved it (38433)

On 06/06/2012 at 12:02pm - intimacy - by Rob (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today... In A Rush To Get Mah Clothe Back On At Mah Grlfriend's House At The Sound Of Her Parent Opening The Front Door... I Forgot To Take The Condom Off. Her Dad Watchd It Fall Out Of Mah Pant Leg And Onto The Kitchen Floor. FML

#19710621
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19115) - you deserved it (39707)

On 05/31/2012 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Yesterday, I spilled my guts to my girlfriend, saying I'm scared that all I do is upset her. I then had to sit through a speech about how upset she was that I hadn't told her sooner. FML

#19699058
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20913) - you deserved it (4243)

On 05/29/2012 at 1:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Netherlands (Flevoland)

Today, I spilled boiling water on my legs. A coworker told me that putting mustard on the burn would heal it. I ended up at the emergency room. When people walked by I could hear them say "it smells like hot dogs". FML

#19651204
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20675) - you deserved it (7947)

On 05/20/2012 at 11:03am - health - by jcdc - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to the sound of car bieng stolen. FML

#19637548
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24994) - you deserved it (1915)

On 05/17/2012 at 4:41pm - misc - by Unhappymothersday - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online!! He came to mah apartment to pick me up, an I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed mah purse!! When I got outside, he was gone!! FML

#19615076
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23298) - you deserved it (3881)

On 05/13/2012 at 2:06am - misc - by deewe (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I'm found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I spoke at length about how we were going to handle things, which included him "forbidding" me from having an epidural, because he doesn't want our baby to "come out addicted to drugs." FML

#19613672
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25224) - you deserved it (2760)

On 05/12/2012 at 9:35pm - health - by CalyenaL (woman) - Mexico (Baja California)

2day while at work, I managed to scrape open the inside of mah nose with mah fingernail, drawing blood in the process. I had to quickly up an explanation for mah scream that didn't go: "Well, I was scouting for boogers..." big fat FML

#19612935
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5956) - you deserved it (21136)

On 05/12/2012 at 6:09pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I brought my 90-yaar-old grandfathar into school 4 a projact that raquird to bring in ( a first-hand account ) of tha Graat Daprassion. Ha startd off by talling tha class how in his day, thay ( thraw rocks at black paopla. ) fat FML

#19608717
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27466) - you deserved it (3908)

On 05/11/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Class (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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