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alexsannell

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alexsannell

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 June 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 761
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About alexsannell : College Student & Marine Wife.

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alexsannell's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML

#20566415
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15120) - you deserved it (56370)

On 03/30/2013 at 1:19am - kids - by crunknasty - United States (California)

Today, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrived I texted her and she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML

#20552465
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36698) - you deserved it (9741)

On 03/20/2013 at 5:16pm - misc - by bobthenun - United States (California)

Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I started singing and harmonizing with the vacuum cleaner. FML

#20551821
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24558) - you deserved it (4166)

On 03/20/2013 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML

#20505985
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12435) - you deserved it (52828)

On 02/14/2013 at 2:39am - misc - by assoutofuandme (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML

#20427916
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43529) - you deserved it (10718)

On 12/28/2012 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML

#20420113
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34135) - you deserved it (3774)

On 12/25/2012 at 12:00am - love - by all by myself - United States (Alaska)

Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML

#20162727
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8222) - you deserved it (18731)

On 11/14/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by talker (man) - United States (California)

Today, my grandmother was driving me to the mall. Suddenly, she stopped in the middle of the road. When I asked her what exactly she was doing, she said, "Oh, am I driving?" FML

#19685712
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25790) - you deserved it (1834)

On 05/26/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by anonymus - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet.  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

#19609899
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8546) - you deserved it (47612)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Snickers (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I paid $50 on a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hair dresser was drunk. FML

#19316785
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24047) - you deserved it (4482)

On 03/20/2012 at 9:33pm - money - by Alyssa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML

#19139101
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11549) - you deserved it (36972)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

#18804731
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24263) - you deserved it (11891)

On 01/14/2012 at 11:14am - misc - by Julez - United States (Texas)

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

#18128656
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47200) - you deserved it (5392)

On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

#16221236
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13078) - you deserved it (63744)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, the nicest thing said to me all day was from my microwave that flashes 'enjoy your meal' when it finishes cooking something. FML

#14872504
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25466) - you deserved it (3308)

On 02/06/2011 at 9:05pm - misc - by bymyself -



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