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alexsannell
  • Town/Country : Long Beach, United States of America
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 June 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 338
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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alexsannell's favorite FMLs

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6809) - you deserved it (3192)

On 01/14/2012 at 11:14am - misc - by Julez - United States (Texas)

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14620) - you deserved it (1540)

On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, the nicest thing said to me all day was from my microwave that flashes 'enjoy your meal' when it finishes cooking something. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18894) - you deserved it (2312)

On 02/06/2011 at 9:05pm - misc - by bymyself -

Today, I woke up to my kids shaking me, saying, "Get up, Santa was here!" I got up to find my TV, computer and MacBook Air all gone. FML

#14191427 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (28573) - you deserved it (2136)

On 12/13/2010 at 2:32pm - kids - by crazycora (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, I woke up and rolled out of bed. I'm on the top mattress of a bunk bed. We have tile floors. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22305) - you deserved it (5942)

On 11/30/2009 at 4:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

#1975711 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (11802) - you deserved it (36033)

On 05/16/2009 at 10:47am - misc - by penguinsfan (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)