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alexsannell

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alexsannell

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  • Town/Country : Fairbanks, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 June 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1005
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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alexsannell's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML

#20566415
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16048) - you deserved it (58895)

On 03/30/2013 at 1:19am - kids - by crunknasty - United States (California)

Today, I went out to a restaurant to meet a girl that I met online. When I arrived I texted her and she said she was wearing a blue shirt. The only person that was wearing anything blue was a fat man smiling in the corner. FML

#20552465
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39560) - you deserved it (10193)

On 03/20/2013 at 5:16pm - misc - by bobthenun - United States (California)

Today, I realized just how lonely I am when I started singing and harmonizing with the vacuum cleaner. FML

#20551821
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26928) - you deserved it (4475)

On 03/20/2013 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML

#20505985
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13831) - you deserved it (56020)

On 02/14/2013 at 2:39am - misc - by assoutofuandme (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML

#20427916
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45818) - you deserved it (11227)

On 12/28/2012 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML

#20420113
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34458) - you deserved it (3797)

On 12/25/2012 at 12:00am - love - by all by myself - United States (Alaska)

Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML

#20162727
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8342) - you deserved it (18958)

On 11/14/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by talker (man) - United States (California)

Today, my grandmother was driving me to the mall. Suddenly, she stopped in the middle of the road. When I asked her what exactly she was doing, she said, "Oh, am I driving?" FML

#19685712
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28390) - you deserved it (2031)

On 05/26/2012 at 9:48pm - misc - by anonymus - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet.  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

#19609899
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9296) - you deserved it (50219)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Snickers (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I paid $50 on a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hair dresser was drunk. FML

#19316785
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26871) - you deserved it (4810)

On 03/20/2012 at 9:33pm - money - by Alyssa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was sitting at the mall food court, and wearing a "Blink If You Want Me" shirt. A guy walked by, saw my shirt, and made a point of holding a staring contest with me before moving on. FML

#19139101
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12752) - you deserved it (39136)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

#18804731
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26144) - you deserved it (12508)

On 01/14/2012 at 11:14am - misc - by Julez - United States (Texas)

Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML

#18128656
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49613) - you deserved it (5609)

On 11/01/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I posted my status on Facebook as "slightly hungover." My grandma commented on it with "liar, you were helping me clean last night." She's right. FML

#16221236
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14180) - you deserved it (66587)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, the nicest thing said to me all day was from my microwave that flashes 'enjoy your meal' when it finishes cooking something. FML

#14872504
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25734) - you deserved it (3334)

On 02/06/2011 at 9:05pm - misc - by bymyself -



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