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About alexisthename : I'm an aspiring lawyer who wants to (one day) work for a non-profit that handles pro bono cases to exonerate the wrongfully convicted. See, we're not all ambulance-chasers.

Some of my favorite things include watching SportsCenter, fat babies, old school hiphop, beer, sushi, sports-talk radio, driving fast, dive bars, and punching people who can't distinguish between "your" and "you're."

I tend not to be a Grammar-Nazi on the internet, but that last one really makes me want to go Snickerdoodles on all your asses.

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