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alexisthename
  • Town/Country : Torrance, CA, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 September 1980 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 1062
  • Number of comments : 93
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About alexisthename : I'm an aspiring lawyer who wants to (one day) work for a non-profit that handles pro bono cases to exonerate the wrongfully convicted. See, we're not all ambulance-chasers.

Some of my favorite things include watching SportsCenter, fat babies, old school hiphop, beer, sushi, sports-talk radio, driving fast, dive bars, and punching people who can't distinguish between "your" and "you're."

I tend not to be a Grammar-Nazi on the internet, but that last one really makes me want to go Snickerdoodles on all your asses.

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Today, I started biting my nails, before I realized I'd forgotten to wash my hands after taking a massive dump. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4275) - you deserved it (52061)

On 03/10/2010 at 3:53pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (101047) - you deserved it (11755)

On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

#7773873
409 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101047) - you deserved it (11755)

On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)



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