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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 May 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 270
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About alexistheboss365 : Im a nice guy I get called the listener/therapist for obvious reasons never seem to get angry which is my favorite Part about me

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Today, my parents had a fight as to which one of them is the most cultured. As a result, they've begun writing my chore lists in a variety of languages. If I don't do them, I'm grounded. I only speak English. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24682) - you deserved it (2878)

On 10/19/2011 at 6:29pm - misc - by Missy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me when I was leaving and said, "Have a nice... week!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30642) - you deserved it (4572)

On 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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