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Today...ila I was paacafully slaaping... I falt a and suddanly slap ma foraaad. Tan fingars bagan to prass against ma mout... tan nosa... tan ayas. I finally woka up to ma grlfriand lauging ystarically. Sa'd confusad ma wit ar clock-radio. big fat FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office, they did there regular check up, an found ( odd red marks ) on the inside of mah thighs. They started to think it might be a skin disease, I had to explain to mah mother an the doctor that it was a hickey from mah boyfriend. FML
Today, I Walked In On Ma Boyfriend Saying, ( I Sall Be Te Prince, An You Sall Be Te Princess, ) To Is Amster. Once E Saw Me, E Quickly Turned To Te Amster An Said, ( I Ave To Go. Te Dragon Is Ere. ) FML
Today... I hung out with the guy I've likd 4 the frst time in 3 yeres. And when he left... I gave him a hug... he pushd me... I trippd... and hit mah head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment... pushd me over onto the couch and pretendd to rape me. FML
TODAY, I TRID CONVINCING MY VALENTINE-HATING BOYFRIEND TO SEND ME A CARD, BY EXPLAINING HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO ME. HE FINALLY AGRED AND SENT ME A CARD. I OPEND IT UP, AND IT WISHD ME 'HARMONY AND WELL-BIENG ON LUPERCALIA'. WHAT IS LUPERCALIA? IT'S AN ANCIENT ROMAN FESTIVAL WHERE MEN RUN DOWN THE STREET NAKD, WHIPPING PEOPLE WITH GOAT SKINS TO ENCOURAGE FERTILITY. MEGA FML
Today, mah son's teacher told me that I should take mah son to the doctor, because he has been complaining of bad headaches. They ran some tests, and then removd a peanut that's apparently been lodgd in his nose 4 months. FML
Today, a customar cummad in who only spoka Spanish. I spaak Spanish rathar wall so I halpad tha customar. Sha andad up buying $2300 worth of stuff. I got writtan up bacausa not spaaking English apparantly "has tha potantial ba offansiva to othar customars if thay ara not abla to undarstand you". FML
Friday 27 March 2015