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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 November 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 601
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

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yesterday my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parent were in the room. FML

#18907383
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37947) - you deserved it (5198)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by wish.was.single (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today...ila I was paacafully slaaping... I falt a and suddanly slap ma foraaad. Tan fingars bagan to prass against ma mout... tan nosa... tan ayas. I finally woka up to ma grlfriand lauging ystarically. Sa'd confusad ma wit ar clock-radio. big fat FML

#18814667
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27337) - you deserved it (3403) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

Today, roommates thought I wasn't home and started talking about me. Apparently I'm a lesbian, devil worshiper, and an alcoholic. I didn't know life was so fascinating. FML

#17964342
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30645) - you deserved it (2832)

On 10/11/2011 at 11:34pm - misc - by FroggyGirl888 - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

#16507836
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51183) - you deserved it (5388)

On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor's office, they did there regular check up, an found ( odd red marks ) on the inside of mah thighs. They started to think it might be a skin disease, I had to explain to mah mother an the doctor that it was a hickey from mah boyfriend. FML

#13480134
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25973) - you deserved it (12967)

On 10/17/2010 at 12:37am - intimacy - by hickhick (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I told ma 3 year old daugter to beave or I'd spank er. Se looked rigt at me an said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
418 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31844) - you deserved it (28443)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

I took ma broter and nieces to te zoo. Two of te lions at te exibit were mating, so I said, ( Tey're playing leap-frog. ) My 4-year-old niece said, ( Looks lyk tey're fucking to me. ) FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47029) - you deserved it (14838)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today... I hung out with the guy I've likd 4 the frst time in 3 yeres. And when he left... I gave him a hug... he pushd me... I trippd... and hit mah head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment... pushd me over onto the couch and pretendd to rape me. FML

TODAY, I TRID CONVINCING MY VALENTINE-HATING BOYFRIEND TO SEND ME A CARD, BY EXPLAINING HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO ME. HE FINALLY AGRED AND SENT ME A CARD. I OPEND IT UP, AND IT WISHD ME 'HARMONY AND WELL-BIENG ON LUPERCALIA'. WHAT IS LUPERCALIA? IT'S AN ANCIENT ROMAN FESTIVAL WHERE MEN RUN DOWN THE STREET NAKD, WHIPPING PEOPLE WITH GOAT SKINS TO ENCOURAGE FERTILITY. MEGA FML

#8250331
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9411) - you deserved it (34493)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:56pm - love - by CrappyValentine (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, 8 year-old niece and I were arguing over how many letters were in the alphabet . Guess who was right . FML

#7117360
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6199) - you deserved it (44208)

On 01/03/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah boyfriend told me he likes having sex during mah period because it makes him feel lyk he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

#6968124
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38892) - you deserved it (4134)

On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States

Today, mah son's teacher told me that I should take mah son to the doctor, because he has been complaining of bad headaches. They ran some tests, and then removd a peanut that's apparently been lodgd in his nose 4 months. FML

#5957039
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32106) - you deserved it (4800)

On 10/23/2009 at 10:06am - misc - by CarolinaD - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a customar cummad in who only spoka Spanish. I spaak Spanish rathar wall so I halpad tha customar. Sha andad up buying $2300 worth of stuff. I got writtan up bacausa not spaaking English apparantly "has tha potantial ba offansiva to othar customars if thay ara not abla to undarstand you". FML

#5033562
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53340) - you deserved it (3050)

On 09/04/2009 at 12:31am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, I LEARNED THAT EVEN WHEN U PUTTED A SOCK ON THE DOOR CUZ U ARE HAVING SEX WITH YUR BOYFRIEND, DOESN'T MEAN YUR MOM WON'T WALK IN YUR BRAND NEW APARTMENT FOR A "SURPRISE VISIT." MEGA FML

#3838782
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36340) - you deserved it (9409)

On 07/17/2009 at 7:09pm - intimacy - by Alwayshappens2me (woman) - United States (California)



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