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alexinho_chelsea
  • Town/Country : Deux-Montagnes , Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 March 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 83
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I visited my son at work. He's an interpreter for the government. As I watched him converse with a group of men, I was overcome with pride. Then the woman next to me said "I can't believe they're talking about that in public." They were discussing masturbation techniques. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22962) - you deserved it (2232)

On 08/30/2011 at 11:30pm - intimacy - by mystupidson (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8757) - you deserved it (1636)

On 08/22/2011 at 10:57am - animals - by rearwindow - United States (Arkansas)

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Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML

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On 10/20/2010 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while driving on a totally deserted, long, straight road in the middle of the bush, I sneezed and drove right into a pole on the side of the road. It was the only pole for over 50 km. FML

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On 07/02/2010 at 11:05am - misc - by Mikimiks93 (woman) - South Africa (Limpopo)



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