Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2985
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About alexiiiis09 : I love FML :) basically my life story right here...

alexiiiis09's page activity

Visits<b>tomtom375</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 11:04pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 11:12pm<b>JazzHandsFML</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 2:59pm<b>xDochx</b> - the 03/25/2014 at 4:27pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 02/07/2014 at 2:18pm<b>recklessryan</b> - the 01/22/2014 at 12:46pm<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 04/17/2013 at 2:41pm<b>AliCat18</b> - the 12/03/2011 at 10:48am<b>perdix</b> - the 09/21/2011 at 6:27am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 5:12am

alexiiiis09's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

alexiiiis09's favorite FMLs

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50784) - you deserved it (13040)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:27pm - kids - by girlmeetsworld - United States (New York)

Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me : "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?". I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, at which he responded : "No, probably not." FML


I agree, your life sucks (60899) - you deserved it (12529)

On 02/17/2009 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Dannylover (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14732) - you deserved it (70359)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML


I agree, your life sucks (8151) - you deserved it (52391)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, I took my friend to the E.R. for an eye infection. While waiting, I proclaimed, "Why, Jesus?!" jokingly. Well, the gigantic biker sitting next to me, who had found religion in prison and is a born again Christian, was not pleased. He spent the next four hours trying to convert me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25316) - you deserved it (18335)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:48am - health - by mrb72 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31849) - you deserved it (73089)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -

Mselle Risa's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML Pics : The top 4 pics
  • They say that a picture is worth a boring bunch of words thrown at you by a corporate robot. That's true. Corporate robots are the worst. Anyway, the FML Pics app is still being downloaded all over the…

Tuesday 24 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: