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alexiiiis09

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 February 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3257
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About alexiiiis09 : I love FML :) basically my life story right here...

alexiiiis09's page activity

Visits<b>countryguy91290</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 12:05am<b>tomtom375</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 11:04pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 11:12pm<b>JazzHandsFML</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 2:59pm<b>xDochx</b> - the 03/25/2014 at 4:27pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 02/07/2014 at 2:18pm<b>recklessryan</b> - the 01/22/2014 at 12:46pm<b>NodakN8V</b> - the 04/17/2013 at 2:41pm<b>AliCat18</b> - the 12/03/2011 at 10:48am<b>perdix</b> - the 09/21/2011 at 6:27am

Fucked!<b>countryguy91290</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 6:05am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 5:12am

alexiiiis09's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

alexiiiis09's favorite FMLs

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

by girlmeetsworld / 02/18/2009 at 6:27pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me : "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?". I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, at which he responded : "No, probably not." FML

by Dannylover / 02/17/2009 at 3:53pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Intimacy

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

by name50 / 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML

by Noname / 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I took my friend to the E.R. for an eye infection. While waiting, I proclaimed, "Why, Jesus?!" jokingly. Well, the gigantic biker sitting next to me, who had found religion in prison and is a born again Christian, was not pleased. He spent the next four hours trying to convert me. FML

by mrb72 / 02/03/2009 at 5:48am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

by RaYan / 10/13/2008 at 4:22am / Miscellaneous