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alexiiiis09
  • Town/Country : under your bed o.0, somewhere in your closet
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 February 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 960
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was marked absent from my math class because nobody in my class noticed I was there. FML

#77123
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43087) - you deserved it (4174)

On 02/19/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by Invisible (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

#70656
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On 02/18/2009 at 6:27pm - kids - by girlmeetsworld - United States (New York)

Today, I finally hooked up with a boy I really liked. We were lying in bed and my panties were already off when he asked me : "Would you also have sex with me if you weren't drunk?". I responded "Yes!" and asked him the same question, at which he responded : "No, probably not." FML

#61161
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On 02/17/2009 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Dannylover (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I was passing a building and saw a fat, ugly person inside. I started to laugh and noticed it was my reflection. FML

#13325
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10075) - you deserved it (50150)

On 02/07/2009 at 1:16pm - misc - by name50 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML

#6479
32 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, I took my friend to the E.R. for an eye infection. While waiting, I proclaimed, "Why, Jesus?!" jokingly. Well, the gigantic biker sitting next to me, who had found religion in prison and is a born again Christian, was not pleased. He spent the next four hours trying to convert me. FML

#5942
43 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 5:48am - health - by mrb72 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML

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