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alexfox326
  • Town/Country : Chambersburg, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 March 1990 (24 years)
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Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (160984) - you deserved it (27708)

On 03/22/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29598) - you deserved it (81637)

On 03/17/2009 at 11:15pm - intimacy - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went for a jog in my neighborhood. While I was running I passed my girlfriend's parents who were out for a walk. Trying to make a good impression, I stopped to talk. When I got home I realized I was wearing a shirt that friends gave me as a joke. It said "Blow me, bitch. It's my b-day." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16462) - you deserved it (70022)

On 03/15/2009 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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