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by nrelavender / 05/25/2011 at 10:48pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
Today, my mother said she called our internet provider, and told them to cancel it. In rage, I left for a friends house for a couple of hours. When I got home, she told me she was joking, and wanted me out of the house so she could eat all the ice-cream. FML
by Derps / 05/04/2011 at 5:11am / Denmark (Midtjyllen) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/23/2011 at 1:11am / United States (Tennessee) / Animals
Today, a friend and I saw some deer outside my car. Since we were both leaving for college the next day we wanted to do something memorable so we decided to chase the deer. Turns out the deer wanted to chase us too. We ran for over five minutes screaming. FML
by Anonymous / 01/22/2011 at 4:03am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/18/2010 at 7:14pm / United States (Iowa) / Love
by Taylor parsons / 10/29/2010 at 12:48am / United States (Alabama) / Intimacy
by fat_thighs / 04/29/2009 at 12:13am / United States (California) / Health
by Tennisplayer / 02/10/2009 at 12:59am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, in the forest, I hit my foot against a half-buried metal thing. I dug into the ground, and found a beautiful box, heavy enough to not be empty. I imagined myself with gold coins. Inside was the corpse of a cat. FML
- Today while walking to the shop under the blistering African sun, I stepped on something that stuck… Today, my crush got together with a dude on my 18th birthday party after I tried my best to win her… Today, I can't seem to get a job after going for more than 20 interviews over the last two months.…