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  • Town/Country : dallas, alexandriababyy
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 November 1990 (21 years)
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Today, I had to throw away twenty condoms that were all expired, because that's how active my sex life is. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12036) - you deserved it (3205)

On 10/29/2009 at 2:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went home early from a business trip to find my house covered with rose petals. Thinking it was a romantic notion from my boyfriend, I went up to the bedroom. I opened the door to find him lying there, getting it on with my sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20815) - you deserved it (1428)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:04pm - intimacy - by Shobz (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I saw an article that Burger King is selling a whopper with seven patties in celebration of the Windows Seven release. Upon reading this, I immediately got an extremely forceful erection. I think this is a sign to stop putting off that diet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8972) - you deserved it (5976)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Brian (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

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On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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