Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

alexandriababyy

Search for a member

alexandriababyy

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1406
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About alexandriababyy : Call me alex.

alexandriababyy's page activity

Visits<b>zilfy</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 7:17pm<b>bigcountry2194</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 10:09pm<b>PapaMoti</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 9:54am<b>CinematicKid</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 3:10am<b>PolloRobot</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 3:01am<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 10:36pm<b>bluesky115</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 9:10pm<b>xninix</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 2:21am<b>newguy1235</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 12:16pm<b>Blutak</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 9:24am<b>Kitchen_Ninja</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 2:43pm<b>Lct1196</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 1:27pm<b>fetushair</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 8:28pm<b>darkjosh05</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 10:37pm<b>Mercyofall</b> - the 07/25/2014 at 8:29pm<b>SiRiSpartan</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 7:04pm<b>Juicylicious94</b> - the 06/13/2014 at 9:06am<b>db32</b> - the 05/11/2014 at 10:11am

alexandriababyy's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

alexandriababyy's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to throw away twenty condoms that were all expired, because that's how active my sex life is. FML

#6055815
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18744) - you deserved it (4722)

On 10/29/2009 at 2:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went home early from a business trip to find my house covered with rose petals. Thinking it was a romantic notion from my boyfriend, I went up to the bedroom. I opened the door to find him lying there, getting it on with my sister. FML

#6005741
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30824) - you deserved it (2275)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:04pm - intimacy - by Shobz (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I saw an article that Burger King is selling a whopper with seven patties in celebration of the Windows Seven release. Upon reading this, I immediately got an extremely forceful erection. I think this is a sign to stop putting off that diet. FML

#6001058
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15496) - you deserved it (8992)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Brian (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got home from work and heard the shower in my bathroom running. Thinking my wife was taking a shower, I got completely undressed and walked in. My wife wasn't in the shower, instead I found my daughter and her boyfriend in the shower, making out. There was an awkward moment of silence. FML

#5974378
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34035) - you deserved it (8876)

On 10/24/2009 at 1:35pm - intimacy - by sad_dad (man) - Canada (Ontario)



FML's blog

  • JT's illustrated FML
  • Hello everybody, how's it going? This week we're looking at the delicate art of getting along with your neighbours. If you've ever lived in an apartment building, you'll know that having people live…

Friday 22 May 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: