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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 March 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3684
  • Number of comments : 497
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

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