Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

alex1432

Search for a member

alex1432

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 March 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3592
  • Number of comments : 497
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About alex1432 : auto mechanic

alex1432's page activity

Visits<b>obviously_abz</b> - the 07/06/2014 at 10:20pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/28/2014 at 10:24am<b>alexmac222</b> - the 12/31/2013 at 6:57am<b>Eveenie</b> - the 11/27/2013 at 12:19am<b>Thursdayxo</b> - the 10/26/2013 at 2:17pm<b>auburngirl106</b> - the 10/24/2013 at 5:42pm<b>smexi29</b> - the 10/03/2013 at 4:40pm<b>sneakattacked</b> - the 10/02/2013 at 12:17am<b>derpyshy</b> - the 09/09/2013 at 6:30am<b>Amanyyyyyy</b> - the 09/05/2013 at 4:49pm<b>Dusk_Shores</b> - the 08/21/2013 at 2:20pm<b>FuhrerBurg</b> - the 08/09/2013 at 11:59pm<b>srgsk9</b> - the 08/03/2013 at 3:21am<b>vctrku</b> - the 07/25/2013 at 9:51am<b>VIP4life</b> - the 07/22/2013 at 6:14pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 07/11/2013 at 10:45pm<b>hunteryager</b> - the 06/21/2013 at 2:52pm<b>KidTajic</b> - the 06/08/2013 at 6:19pm

alex1432's FML badges

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

See all of alex1432's badges

alex1432's favorite FMLs

Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

#1550059
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28925) - you deserved it (265833)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:21am - health - by breathalizard (man) - United States (North Dakota)



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #2: In slow-moving hell
  • It was once a dream, now it’s come true. We’re at the place that was allocated months ago for preprogrammed, enforced holiday fun time. We’ve put on some cargo shorts, slipped on some of those…

Wednesday 13 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: