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alex1432

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 March 1992 (24 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5114
  • Number of comments : 497
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 9:12pm<b>AHzulu</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 7:51pm<b>Angel1999</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 9:20pm

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Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

by breathalizard / 05/02/2009 at 2:21am / United States (North Dakota) / Health

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

by Wmsys32pr9 / 03/30/2009 at 1:06am / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

by ScoobieDoo / 03/20/2009 at 12:15am / United States (Washington) / Kids