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alex1432
  • Town/Country : Pleasantville, NY, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 March 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 2822
  • Number of comments : 496
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30925) - you deserved it (276319)

On 06/07/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I left a party after drinking, and was soon pulled over. I frantically grabbed my mouthwash I keep for emergency situations to cover up the alcohol smell on my breath. I was given the breathalyzer almost immediately. I blew a 2.37. Apparently, alcohol is the main ingredient of Listerine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20083) - you deserved it (201043)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:21am - health - by breathalizard (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, a 7 year old girl came up to me and told me to fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard this conversation, she came up to me and told me to fuck myself as well. FML

#696283
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I agree, your life sucks (197512) - you deserved it (18167)

On 03/30/2009 at 1:06am - kids - by Wmsys32pr9 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (314180) - you deserved it (41272)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)



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