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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4094
  • Number of comments : 497
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

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Today, I was getting dirty with mah boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, ( It feels lyk the looool inside of mah asshole. ) big fat FML

#19810073
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44285) - you deserved it (4072)

On 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (4026)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, all my guy friends kept hugging me tightly and then softly and then tightly again. I later found out they just wanted to feel my boobs on their chests. mega FML

#19787758
256 comments

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On 06/14/2012 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by a chick in California - United States (California)

YESTERDAY I WAS HAVING SEX WITH BOYFRIEND WHEN HE SUDDENLY PULLS OUT AND SAYS , "PULL PENIS." SO I PULLD HIS PENIS AND HE FARTD. THEN HE STARTD DOING IT AGAIN. FML

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180 comments

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On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)

looool Today, I wore mah brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, mah dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought mah chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where yur tits went." FML

#17953738
431 comments

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On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, ma mom instructed me to never scream wen bieng attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger im, causing looool im to cop ma boobs off and superglue ma eyes sut. FML

#17853519
184 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Sabraynay -

Yesterday, I realized that the place that mah brother and I would find soggy balloon and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitute take their clients. We were blowing up used condom fir a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
398 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I realized too late that a picture in my school Powerpoint presentation of thousands of New Zealand sheep, was actually a picture of thousands of naked men in a field. FML

#17709255
151 comments

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On 09/10/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by FullOfNick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after falling on my way out the door, hitting a bird with my car, an sitting in an hour an a half of traffic, I rememberd I had the day off work. FML

Today, mah wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#17635834
296 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, mah dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see mah boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above mah driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving mah boyfriend head in the driveway. FML

#17627685
270 comments

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On 08/31/2011 at 3:36am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I got my frst hand job. I started bleeding. FML

#17619671
298 comments

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On 08/30/2011 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

at my job as a movia thaatar attandant , my boss finally aasd up and lat ma sit in on ona of tha movias . Ona woman kapt laughing out loud avary othar lina . Aftar tan minutas of har braying lika a dying horsa , I got up and had har ajactd from tha thaatar . I'm a tarribla parson . FML

#17398453
240 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 4:29pm - work - by power corrupts... (woman) - Czech Republic (Plzensky kraj)

Today , I went to the beach. While I was swimming , I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy , I slowly got out of the water , showing off mah body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized mah bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

#17322552
281 comments

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On 07/31/2011 at 5:45pm - love - by iannie - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at the arport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shrt said ( Smile if u take it in the ass. ) He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41413) - you deserved it (13707)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States



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