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alex112094
  • Town/Country : Up your mom\\\'s, Anus
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 November 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 442
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 40 posted

About alex112094 : Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?




Lol I\'ve been here quite long exept I don\'t comment on all FML\'s. If you want to know where Anus is, PM me.

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Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

#18086804 (223)

I agree, your life sucks (4229) - you deserved it (9948)

On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States

Today, it was my first day at school in the United States. Being from France, my French accent is really strong. After being made fun of all day, I met someone from Montreal. I was so excited and said, "Parlez-vous Français?" And his response? "HUH?!" FML

#17754164 (296)

I agree, your life sucks (9246) - you deserved it (1798)

On 09/15/2011 at 9:42pm - misc - by Frenchgirl (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out that when my room-mate agreed to babysit someone's two year old kid for money, what he really planned on doing was dumping it with me. The kid won't stop crying and screaming. FML

#16837631 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (20662) - you deserved it (2540)

On 06/24/2011 at 6:11pm - kids - by Username - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

#13799884 (184)

I agree, your life sucks (12148) - you deserved it (23195)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:30am - health - by sweet_stufz - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to put on my Halloween make-up to be sure that I could and that it would look nice. I was satisfied with my results, and went to wash it off. Everything came off fine, except for the eye liner and eye shadow. It's bright purple. I'm a man. Halloween isn't until Sunday. FML

#13615434 (253)

I agree, your life sucks (8845) - you deserved it (18283)

On 10/27/2010 at 2:57pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I heard two of my students having a conversation. One asked what state Arizona was in, and the other replied Canada. I teach sixth grade social studies and they weren't joking. FML

#12837057 (311)

I agree, your life sucks (24180) - you deserved it (5702)

On 08/31/2010 at 10:50am - kids - by teacher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML

#8793926 (199)

I agree, your life sucks (20233) - you deserved it (2173)

On 03/03/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by victoriassecret - United States