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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 October 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 357
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About aleexxisssXO :
Heeyy I'm Alexis :) I love to talk to new people so let's get used to each other! Talk to me :)

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Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

#15442986
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39278) - you deserved it (3497)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:56am - misc - by anon -

Today, at work, a coworker started to tell me about his weekend, without me even asking. Halfway through his story, I started to daydream and lost track of time. Bored, I told him, "Hey man, I'll call you back, I've got to get back to work." Then I remembered I wasn't on the phone. FML

#15441546
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10991) - you deserved it (41482)

On 03/22/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by PFCdavila (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

#15432254
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46960) - you deserved it (4445)

On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML

#15430583
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21456) - you deserved it (11878)

On 03/22/2011 at 11:39am - health - by Maddie -

Today, I called a wrong number. Calling back the right person, I began a long story about how I'd just called the wrong number. It was the wrong number lady again. FML

#15429029
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11108) - you deserved it (33994)

On 03/22/2011 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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