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ald2008
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 November 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 405
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About ald2008 : I'm Amber; 21 years old; traveler for three months, landscaper for 7 months. Originally from Michigan. I've been with my boyfriend for two years, and I've never been happier.

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Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

#16077554 (744)

I agree, your life sucks (10648) - you deserved it (59740)

On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML

#16074104 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (14175) - you deserved it (28239)

On 05/07/2011 at 12:46am - love - by littlegirl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I washed my hands and reached for the towel but felt something sticky. It was a house centipede. It exploded. FML

#15999869 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (24061) - you deserved it (2269)

On 05/01/2011 at 2:02am - misc - by rb - United States

Today, I went tanning for 15 min at my gym. When I got out no one was there, all of the lights were off, and the alarm started going off. Turns out the people working forgot about me, locked up, and left me there. FML

#15994879 (117)

I agree, your life sucks (27246) - you deserved it (3680)

On 04/30/2011 at 8:19pm - misc - by Tara (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

#15962479 (303)

I agree, your life sucks (36734) - you deserved it (3541)

On 04/28/2011 at 11:53am - animals - by Cecilly2010 -

Today, my landlord informed me that after 8 months, we are finally getting cable and internet in our house. I move out tomorrow. FML

#15948850 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (10569) - you deserved it (1200)

On 04/27/2011 at 1:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML

#15948281 (403)

I agree, your life sucks (54242) - you deserved it (5564)

On 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML

#15947062 (171)

I agree, your life sucks (9304) - you deserved it (26809)

On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

#15935332 (413)

I agree, your life sucks (31648) - you deserved it (9137)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623 (222)

I agree, your life sucks (16965) - you deserved it (33815)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML

#15917525 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (32025) - you deserved it (2922)

On 04/25/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by Danny -

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML

#15851636 (175)

I agree, your life sucks (12192) - you deserved it (5435)

On 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML

#15555921 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (26656) - you deserved it (18242)

On 03/30/2011 at 12:54am - health - by shelby - United States

Today, I was sitting beside a very cute girl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep, head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710 (601)

I agree, your life sucks (45526) - you deserved it (20387)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up screaming after a nightmare about clowns, which wouldn't be too bad if I hadn't been surrounded by coworkers. FML

#15274441 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (9917) - you deserved it (16532)

On 03/11/2011 at 11:05am - work - by scaredofbozo -



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