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Today, my dad threw up on my dress. My wedding dress. While he was walking me down the aisle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52437) - you deserved it (2562)

On 09/23/2009 at 5:38pm - misc - by poorgirl (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I farted while I was in line at the bank. I tried to pretend it wasn't me by looking at the man behind me and turning back with a disgusted look on my face. I thought I had gotten away with it when the man yells "It wasn't me, this bitch did it". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6114) - you deserved it (72759)

On 08/19/2009 at 7:39am - misc - by moutz (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my 15-year-old daughter asked for a ride to her boyfriend's house. It's the same house I've been driving her to for sleepovers with her friend "Kate" for two years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29578) - you deserved it (36901)

On 08/12/2009 at 12:14pm - kids - by anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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