Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

alawdog

Search for a member

alawdog

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 January 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1074
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About alawdog : I love to laugh!

alawdog's page activity

Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:27pm<b>_SexyLexi_</b> - the 07/04/2010 at 8:41pm<b>Spope1999</b> - the 10/13/2009 at 9:50pm<b>angel1495</b> - the 10/06/2009 at 2:29pm<b>Redneck325Ci</b> - the 10/03/2009 at 7:02am<b>brightlights</b> - the 09/25/2009 at 10:36pm<b>wtfismyfml</b> - the 09/20/2009 at 2:58am<b>littlegolferboy</b> - the 09/18/2009 at 4:03pm<b>cerebellum</b> - the 09/17/2009 at 8:30pm<b>ch2358</b> - the 09/17/2009 at 4:38pm

alawdog's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

alawdog's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

#449
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22152) - you deserved it (3054)

On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version

Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML

#434
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30039) - you deserved it (1885)

On 12/02/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by lamb-chop - Sent from mobile version

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

#407
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21266) - you deserved it (5224)

On 11/28/2008 at 5:28am - misc - by Gregory - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

#24
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38304) - you deserved it (20959)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -



Zach Stafford's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Zach's illustrated FML
  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: