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alawdog
  • Town/Country : Richland, United States (Washington)
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 January 1985 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 918
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About alawdog : I love to laugh!

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Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19396) - you deserved it (2734)

On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version

Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML

#434
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I agree, your life sucks (25812) - you deserved it (1591)

On 12/02/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by lamb-chop - Sent from mobile version

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

#407
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I agree, your life sucks (16384) - you deserved it (4381)

On 11/28/2008 at 5:28am - misc - by Gregory - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -



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