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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18838) - you deserved it (42233)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, while at my mom's birthday dinner, I started to pretend to drum with one hand, using my left leg as the drums. Everybody stared at me and started to yell. Now they all think I was masturbating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20218) - you deserved it (9968)

On 12/05/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7069) - you deserved it (37393)

On 02/18/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by DLS - United States (Vermont)

Today, my mom gave me and my brothers each a cd of her recent photoshoot for her book. I found out later that my mom didn't know how to burn only SOME of the photos on the CD, and ended up burning all of the photos onto the CD. Some of the photos were provocative. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16135) - you deserved it (1510)

On 01/18/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by scarred4life - Canada (British Columbia)



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