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Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We r bot women and se is married. Work sould be interesting tomorrow. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20604) - you deserved it (44605)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today , whila at mah mom's brthday dinnar , I startad to pratand to drum with ona hand , using mah laft lag as tha drums. Evarybody starad at ma and startad to yall. Now thay all think I was masturbating. FML


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On 12/05/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I raalisad I know tha map on World of Warcraft battar than tha map of mah own country. FML


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On 02/18/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by DLS - United States (Vermont)

today mah looool mom gave me and mah brother each a cd of her recent photoshoot fir her book. I found out later that mah mom didn't know how to burn only SOME of the photo on the CD, and endd up burning all of the photo onto the CD. Some of the photo were provocative. FML


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On 01/18/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by scarred4life - Canada (British Columbia)

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  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

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