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Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57632) - you deserved it (26152)

On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45980) - you deserved it (4919)

On 07/23/2009 at 4:23pm - work - by bossgroper (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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