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About akwes : I like fast cars hott girls my friends are the coolest

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Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33261) - you deserved it (4652)

On 03/31/2011 at 5:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)



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