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by Anonymous / 06/12/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says "Oh, honey. I don't care... Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
by daddylove / 06/12/2011 at 12:21am / United States (Washington) / Love
by mbesameh / 06/11/2011 at 2:27am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 06/11/2011 at 1:47am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by 8sq / 06/10/2011 at 9:32pm / United States (Minnesota) / Health
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML
by sherryberry2013 / 06/10/2011 at 7:42pm / United States / Love
by crazydog / 06/10/2011 at 4:39pm / United Kingdom / Animals
by Rachel / 06/10/2011 at 5:57am / United States (Alabama) / Kids
by stepsister / 06/10/2011 at 1:17am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got started I noticed that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away. FML
by henry feingold / 06/10/2011 at 12:08am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/09/2011 at 7:23pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML
by Anonymous / 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by iloveyoutoomom / 06/08/2011 at 9:03am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Work
Today, I asked my boyfriend to spend the night at my house because my dad would be working out of town, and once the rest of the house left I thought it'd be sweet if he snuck in my room and slept with me. His reply was "Why bother? You're on your period, it's not like we can do anything." FML
by kimboslice106 / 06/08/2011 at 1:21am / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by Bee / 06/07/2011 at 8:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,…