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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 February 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

#16661874
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54728) - you deserved it (4692)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:37pm - love - by hatelife - United States (Ohio)

Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML

#16661429
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40085) - you deserved it (5343)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:06pm - love - by :( (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

#16659008
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25738) - you deserved it (12297)

On 06/14/2011 at 9:56am - misc - by mimabee - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was arrested for carrying a dangerous weapon. I was on my way home from the shop where I'd bought a new kitchen knife. FML

#16657844
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33330) - you deserved it (3241)

On 06/14/2011 at 6:47am - misc - by lalala (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

#16654852
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29544) - you deserved it (3426)

On 06/14/2011 at 1:10am - misc - by chris - United States

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML

#16646185
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45466) - you deserved it (17885)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by secretpornstar - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I realized that my boyfriend will only have sex with me if I am on my stomach and not revealing my face. FML

#16644448
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41235) - you deserved it (6274)

On 06/13/2011 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sheyshey0413 - United States (Florida)

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

#16644081
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10383) - you deserved it (36964)

On 06/13/2011 at 12:37pm - misc - by failure461 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML

#16643815
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43052) - you deserved it (3362)

On 06/13/2011 at 12:12pm - love - by Uhh (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend "Actually, its a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML

#16640973
369 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56080) - you deserved it (4047)

On 06/13/2011 at 5:11am - misc - by Bechara (man) - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he is homophobic. This wouldn't be such a big deal, if my mother wasn't a lesbian. He doesn't know this yet, and I'm afraid to tell him. FML

#16636156
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35360) - you deserved it (6147)

On 06/12/2011 at 11:20pm - love - by ash - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

#16635570
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9960) - you deserved it (40895)

On 06/12/2011 at 10:50pm - intimacy - by Shelly - United States (Indiana)

Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML

#16628583
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49927) - you deserved it (11560)

On 06/12/2011 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by gerligrl97 - United States

Today, I fell asleep as my family drove to church. No one bothered to say anything about the drawings my siblings drew on my face until after church ended. FML

#16628523
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29201) - you deserved it (5225)

On 06/12/2011 at 2:47pm - kids - by Brandy_Dandy78 - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML

#16624157
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35361) - you deserved it (7361)

On 06/12/2011 at 7:46am - work - by FreshFaced (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)



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