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by hatelife / 06/14/2011 at 2:37pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I invited over my best friend, whom I've loved for over a year, since she had to tell me "something important". I got excited and thought she was going to tell me she loved me too. She ended up coming out to me, and wanted to know if I would meet her girlfriend. FML
by :( / 06/14/2011 at 2:06pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
by mimabee / 06/14/2011 at 9:56am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by lalala / 06/14/2011 at 6:47am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML
by chris / 06/14/2011 at 1:10am / United States / Miscellaneous
by secretpornstar / 06/13/2011 at 3:23pm / United Kingdom (Edinburgh) / Intimacy
by sheyshey0413 / 06/13/2011 at 1:05pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by failure461 / 06/13/2011 at 12:37pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Uhh / 06/13/2011 at 12:12pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by Bechara / 06/13/2011 at 5:11am / Pakistan (Punjab) / Miscellaneous
by ash / 06/12/2011 at 11:20pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
by Shelly / 06/12/2011 at 10:50pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by gerligrl97 / 06/12/2011 at 2:50pm / United States / Intimacy
by Brandy_Dandy78 / 06/12/2011 at 2:47pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by FreshFaced / 06/12/2011 at 7:46am / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Work
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…