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by Username / 06/19/2011 at 2:08pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by notastoner / 06/19/2011 at 2:38am / United States (Washington) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/18/2011 at 11:43am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Ben / 06/18/2011 at 11:34am / United States (California) / Kids
by screwed / 06/18/2011 at 4:51am / United States / Love
by Khrixas_069 / 06/18/2011 at 3:10am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/17/2011 at 9:26pm / Israel / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was mowing my neighbors lawn, I found the playboy magazine he left in his yard. I found it with the mower. I spent the next hour picking up little shards of naked women for no extra pay. FML
by / 06/16/2011 at 10:43am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by RedheadA / 06/16/2011 at 10:24am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, she said she was too busy to talk to me. My sister asked who was on the phone, she replied "the dog sitter." FML
by crapped on / 06/16/2011 at 2:25am / United States / Animals
by mike oxsmall / 06/16/2011 at 1:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
by anonymous / 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML
by Seriously / 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Username / 06/14/2011 at 10:38pm / United States / Love
Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML
by Username / 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…