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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 February 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2694
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I went camping with my girlfriend and best friend. They are now having blood-curdling sex in our tent. My friend is also my ride home. FML

#16746059
505 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54020) - you deserved it (6737)

On 06/19/2011 at 2:08pm - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I left early from a trashy dance and bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied "No", he said "You mean you always look like that?" FML

#16740090
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30333) - you deserved it (5073)

On 06/19/2011 at 2:38am - misc - by notastoner (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

#16727847
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44382) - you deserved it (5471)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

#16727755
362 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

#16725425
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39999) - you deserved it (4461)

On 06/18/2011 at 4:51am - love - by screwed - United States

Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

#16724592
204 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Khrixas_069 - United States (California)

Today, I realised I'm sitting at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML

#16718637
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28917) - you deserved it (9417)

On 06/17/2011 at 9:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - Israel

Today, as I was mowing my neighbors lawn, I found the playboy magazine he left in his yard. I found it with the mower. I spent the next hour picking up little shards of naked women for no extra pay. FML

#16693545
128 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 10:43am - intimacy - by - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was just wearing socks. FML

#16693416
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32829) - you deserved it (3193)

On 06/16/2011 at 10:24am - misc - by RedheadA (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, she said she was too busy to talk to me. My sister asked who was on the phone, she replied "the dog sitter." FML

#16690008
87 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 2:25am - animals - by crapped on - United States

Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML

#16689352
133 comments

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On 06/16/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by mike oxsmall - United States

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

#16677911
338 comments

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On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML

#16676970
228 comments

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On 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Seriously (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't kiss me because there was a picture of Superman on my shirt. FML

#16668659
181 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 10:38pm - love - by Username (woman) - United States

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

#16667115
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36714) - you deserved it (14242)

On 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Username - United Kingdom (Lancashire)



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