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by hatemyjob / 06/23/2011 at 2:13pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by wowohwow / 06/23/2011 at 12:24am / United States (South Carolina) / Love
by my ears are dying / 06/22/2011 at 2:37pm / United States / Kids
Today, my boyfriend bought me Kings of Leon tickets for my birthday. Since he thought I was irresponsible, he gave the tickets to his mum so I wouldn't lose them. The show is today, and we can't find the tickets. FML
by MollyMoodle7 / 06/22/2011 at 3:11am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/22/2011 at 1:35am / United States (Idaho) / Work
Today, my dad informed me that I will be staying in the bug-infested shed for the summer when I come to visit, due to his girlfriend's sewing workspace completely taking over the only room I've ever had at his house. FML
by justinj360 / 06/22/2011 at 12:59am / United States (Montana) / Health
Today, my mother told my little sister and me that she has breast cancer to make us feel sorry so that we would clean our rooms. She is perfectly fine. My little sister still thinks that "mommy is going to die". FML
by anonymous / 06/21/2011 at 7:51pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, my mother tried to tell me that nicotine is the only substance that ensures weight loss, and that nicotine has been passed down in our family for over 5 generations of heavy smoking relatives. Then she encouraged me to start smoking. FML
by Caeru / 06/21/2011 at 3:08am / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML
by holdengurl18 / 06/21/2011 at 12:46am / China / Love
by heather / 06/20/2011 at 6:25pm / Canada / Love
by Maddie / 06/20/2011 at 4:05pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Username / 06/20/2011 at 11:57am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by blondetergent / 06/20/2011 at 4:12am / Singapore / Love
by NewTenant / 06/20/2011 at 3:37am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by youngblood / 06/19/2011 at 9:20pm / United States (Kansas) / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, during a family dinner with my grandparents, I showed them some pictures. One was a picture… Today, on my way home to Bordeaux after a weekend in Paris, I had the pleasure of being sat next to… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual…