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by kaplwv116 / 06/26/2011 at 9:08pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML
by Anonymous / 06/26/2011 at 2:12am / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
by smoothmove / 06/26/2011 at 12:29am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/25/2011 at 4:39pm / Switzerland (Vaud) / Miscellaneous
Today, while driving with my family, the car got stuck in a large patch of mud. My family of seven decided that I, the fifteen year old girl, would be best suited to push it out. After slipping, falling, and getting completely covered in mud, they finally called a tow truck. FML
by muddygal / 06/25/2011 at 3:10pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Transportation
by woahheylex / 06/25/2011 at 10:21am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by suxx / 06/25/2011 at 4:39am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by cek4uytp / 06/25/2011 at 2:02am / United States (California) / Love
by yearbook369 / 06/25/2011 at 12:31am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by Username / 06/24/2011 at 6:11pm / United States (Louisiana) / Kids
by Eve / 06/24/2011 at 6:45am / Ireland (Cork) / Intimacy
Today, my boss gave me a speech about my "motivation issues". I've been working for him for 2 months, the commissions I've made for him paid off his bills, so what are my motivation issues? I turned down his offer of a date. I have a boyfriend. He keeps asking. FML
by Leah / 06/24/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Work
by Ali (New York) / 06/23/2011 at 11:01pm / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML
by Monroe / 06/23/2011 at 6:30pm / United States / Kids
Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML
by run4fun / 06/23/2011 at 2:56pm / United States (Vermont) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…