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by jakewr / 07/02/2011 at 12:14am / United States (Missouri) / Love
by NYMTS / 07/01/2011 at 7:22pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Username / 07/01/2011 at 5:47pm / United States (Illinois) / Money
Today, I had to tell my best friend that I couldn't make it to the lake today or tomorrow because I'd been called in to work. She won't believe me and thinks I'm simply avoiding her. I got called in to bathe and clean dogs' anal glands. FML
by xXx3mi_MuffinxXx / 07/01/2011 at 3:23pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by ljcxo17 / 07/01/2011 at 4:49am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/01/2011 at 1:56am / United States (Missouri) / Health
Today, as a part of my job, I took a couple around to look at houses that are on sale. After driving them around and looking at tons of houses, the wife said, "Okay. I think we have enough decorating ideas." FML
by Rachael / 06/30/2011 at 11:08pm / United States / Work
by asianlover / 06/30/2011 at 3:24am / Finland (Western Finland) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML
by RYZILLAHitZ / 06/29/2011 at 9:32pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by nolove4me / 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm / United States (Alaska) / Love
Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML
by Fresca11 / 06/28/2011 at 8:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by nomorefreehugs / 06/27/2011 at 7:34pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML
by mavstrr1764847 / 06/27/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by Username / 06/27/2011 at 4:56am / United States / Intimacy
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…