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akerwin10
  • Town/Country : us
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 November 1996 (16 years)
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Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12006) - you deserved it (44745)

On 04/07/2013 at 8:30pm - health - by maturity - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML

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On 12/28/2012 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML

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On 09/21/2012 at 3:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML

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On 12/16/2011 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by anne (woman) - United States (Texas)



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