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ajeppsen

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9333
  • Number of comments : 183
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About ajeppsen : You're probably visiting me because I pissed you off, I'm sorry. Or maybe because I made a kickass comment, stay tuned for more to come! EIther way your visiting my profile and that makes me happy, I don't get a lot of company, it is lonely here. Message me? I'll respond!

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my dog was riding mah car's passenger seat . He clamberd over onto mah lap causing me to lose control of theheel fir a few seconds . As I trid to knock him off me I lost track of mah sped and endd up being pulld over fir reckless driving . FML

#20840431
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24533) - you deserved it (41258)

On 08/16/2013 at 2:41pm - animals - by fUcKOAHdSAjl (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was at the gymhen I noticd a girl I lyk working out on the elliptical . I went to go say hi, but chickend out an went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead . I was so nervous that I trippd an the machine threw me headfirst into her machine . FML

#20839453
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40085) - you deserved it (8103)

On 08/15/2013 at 10:32pm - love - by ZeroLuck (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah mom came into mah room to give me a goodbye kiss!! Due to the routine of mah grlfriend doing the exact same thing in the exact same spot, I held the kiss way longer than wat a mother/son kiss should last!! My mom actually had to tell me to ( let go )!! FML

#20839296
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34522) - you deserved it (26895)

On 08/15/2013 at 9:06pm - misc - by deadman (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I Discovered I Have Epilepsy. 10 Years Ago , I Told Mother About Frequent Fits Of Vertigo , Deja Vu , Nausea , Flashes Of Memory And Strange Sounds , Smells , And Images , Coupled With An Other-worldly Feeling. I Thought They Were Holy Visions. So Did She. Real FML

yesterday my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML

#20835961
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39181) - you deserved it (3120)

On 08/13/2013 at 8:08pm - money - by What. - United States (Rhode Island)

looool Today, wile cleaning ma ears wit Q-tips, I came in ma pants. FML

#20835942
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48269) - you deserved it (17216)

On 08/13/2013 at 7:53pm - intimacy - by ANON (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a job interview 4 looool a position I really needed. Somehow, the interviewer and I started talking about fishing. I joked, "I'm a master baiter." Needles to say, I didn't get the job. mega FML

#20833743
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28446) - you deserved it (39832)

On 08/12/2013 at 1:11pm - work - by master baiter - United States (New York)

TODAYHILE AT A PRIVATE LAKE, MAH COLON DECLARED A STATE OF EVACUATION. I VENTURED AS FAR FROM MAH FAMILY AS MAH SPHINCTER WOULD ALLOW, ONLY TO MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH TWO VERY HORRIFIED KAYAKERS MID-EXPLOSION. FML

#20830594
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42221) - you deserved it (4901)

On 08/10/2013 at 11:23am - health - by Oh-Shit! - United States

Today a man pulled a knife on me just so he could mug me of the cigarette I was smoking. FML

#20829596
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43691) - you deserved it (7283)

On 08/09/2013 at 7:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland

Today, ma mum pickd up a bunc of tissues tat were scatterd around ma room. Se examind tem, ten askd me to stop wasting er potential grandcildren. FML

#20825949
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49610) - you deserved it (40541)

On 08/07/2013 at 6:24pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Egypt

Today, my son told his 8-yaar-old sistar that sinca sha swallowad an appla saad, that a traa is going to grow in har stomach and kill har. Sha's inconsolabla and won't baliava that sha'll ba fina, bacausa "thay say that to all tha dying paopla on TV". FML

#20817414
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45183) - you deserved it (4045)

On 08/02/2013 at 5:54pm - kids - by ulisha5 (woman) - Bulgaria (Burgas)

Today, I finally felt ready to make love to mah boyfriend 4 the first time!! It all went great, until I tried putting the condom on him!! In the process, I managed to nick his penis not once, but three times with mah nails!! His eyes brimmed with tears and he completely lost his erection!! FML

#20817205
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46542) - you deserved it (25393)

On 08/02/2013 at 3:44pm - intimacy - by fuck but no fuck (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML

#20813979
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54657) - you deserved it (5255)

On 07/31/2013 at 7:19pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today... one of ma employees filed a complaint against me. He claims tat I "pick on im" and make im do tings I "wouldn't do". Apparently... making im do is job and trying to convince im to wear clean clotes tat don't smell lyk garbage is considered a bad ting. FML

#20813192
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48281) - you deserved it (4152)

On 07/31/2013 at 10:15am - work - by Zatnikatel (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I Did A Photoshoot With My Boyfriand And His Buddy. Wa Drova Out To Tha Countrysida And Sat Up On Top Of A Hill. My Boyfriand Kapt Having Ma Mova Furthar And Furthar Back. I Avantually Fall And Rolld Down Tha Staap Hill, Whila Ha And His Buddy High-fivd Aach Othar. FML

#20808454
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47666) - you deserved it (6963)

On 07/28/2013 at 6:58pm - misc - by -_- (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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