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ajeppsen's favorite FMLs
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
by Anonymous / 12/22/2013 at 1:17am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I did the "walk of shame" sixteen blocks. It wouldn't have been so bad if the sidewalks and streets weren't completely covered in ice. Somewhere along the way I lost what little dignity I had left, along with my left shoe. FML
by Anonymous / 12/21/2013 at 6:29pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by ouch / 12/19/2013 at 11:41pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by eer004 / 12/07/2013 at 5:06am / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, I pulled over a speeding driver. I admit that I'd been hoping for this moment since I joined the police force; the moment a lady put her cleavage on display to get out of a ticket. Sadly, this lady was a senior citizen, and her breasts looked like two semi-deflated balloons. FML
by fuck my eyeballs / 12/01/2013 at 6:07pm / United States (California) / Work
by Cheer4Life / 11/11/2013 at 4:41pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Thomas / 11/11/2013 at 12:20pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by thank god you'll only live once / 11/08/2013 at 3:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I've been awake for nearly three days due to homework and my mom's wedding preparations, so I took some adderall to keep me awake at school. I took too much, totally zoned out in class, became hopelessly fascinated by my own hand, and was accused of doing drugs. FML
by Anonymous / 11/08/2013 at 12:43pm / United States (Nebraska) / Health
Today, everything that was beautiful and pure in my life turned into a terrible, warped version of what it once was. Today, I lost all hope and no longer believe that life, although sometimes shitty, is sweet and worth living. Today, I met my mother-in-law. FML
by Anonymous / 11/07/2013 at 5:21pm / United Kingdom (Derry) / Miscellaneous
Today, I failed on a school presentation because I was not prepared. Apparently, the fact that my computer crapped itself and started giving off smoke last period isn't a good reason for not having my presentation prepared. FML
by pissedandcomputerless / 11/07/2013 at 1:42pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss made me play golf with some executives of a company we're hoping to secure a business deal with, despite me having no golf training. My first swing ended up with me being rushed to the hospital. FML
by Anonymous / 09/22/2013 at 5:40pm / United States (Maryland) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/21/2013 at 2:10pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 09/21/2013 at 12:07am / United States (Mississippi) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/08/2013 at 12:38pm / Switzerland (Bern) / Work
- Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, a piece of candy thrown from the top of the Eiffel Tower broke one the frames of my glasses.…