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ajeppsen

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9331
  • Number of comments : 183
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About ajeppsen : You're probably visiting me because I pissed you off, I'm sorry. Or maybe because I made a kickass comment, stay tuned for more to come! EIther way your visiting my profile and that makes me happy, I don't get a lot of company, it is lonely here. Message me? I'll respond!

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ajeppsen's favorite FMLs

Today, it was mah first ever live piano performance. It went all great until the end,hen I stood up, slippd, and smashd face-first into the keys. I've lost half a tooth and all mah dignity. FML

#21100221
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43012) - you deserved it (3438)

On 03/30/2014 at 2:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

Today , I got a history project back that I worked very hard on. The teacher didn't bother to write any feedback , besides , "Did you even understand the assignment?" on the back. mega FML

#21096559
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34212) - you deserved it (5876)

On 03/25/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by student101 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I laarnad that I'm tha only parson in mah family that our naw cat likas. Sha slaaps on mah bad and always sits in mah lap and daspisas avaryona alsa. I'm allargic to cats. FML

#21070365
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44062) - you deserved it (4216)

On 02/24/2014 at 2:05pm - animals - by Good choice cat (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was beating the hell out of one of the most useless employees ever. I mean really laying into him, all while telling him 4 the looool umpteenth time how to do his job right. Then my husband informed me I was hitting him in my sleep. FML

#21066977
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34169) - you deserved it (6606)

On 02/20/2014 at 9:31pm - work - by management - United States

Today , I was called by the counselor to discuss mah "issues". She told me that other students had reported to her that they saw scars on mah arms. I don't cut , I just have a hormonal and aggressive parrotho sees me as his personal tree. real FML

#21016256
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44098) - you deserved it (3929)

On 01/04/2014 at 2:21am - animals - by That Girl with the Amazon Parrot - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up wit me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification tat I ave a new message, an I ceck it just to fine tat same message sitting tere. I'm being trolled by my own pone. FML

#21012505
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44430) - you deserved it (3733)

On 01/01/2014 at 2:49am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I realized just how lonely I am when I tried to time mah ejaculation to happen right as the new year started. mega FML

#21012409
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50207) - you deserved it (11918)

On 01/01/2014 at 1:41am - intimacy - by Lonesome (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today.. . I Decided To Light A Lantern And Watch It Fly With My Girlfriend After Midnight . The Neighbor's Tree Caught Fire . FML

#21012276
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36583) - you deserved it (12075)

On 01/01/2014 at 12:17am - misc - by claubea11 - Puerto Rico

TODAY, MAH WIFE GOT SO DRUNK SHE KISSD ANOTHER GUYHEN THE BALL DROPPD. MEGA FML

#21012251
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46064) - you deserved it (4952)

On 01/01/2014 at 12:04am - love - by dantko (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was watching TV with mah husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercial left before the show resumed. FML

#21011750
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52109) - you deserved it (6045)

On 12/31/2013 at 4:19pm - intimacy - by erjazo (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom fir some pads. They'd putted all our wrapped presents in there bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML

#21003547
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41040) - you deserved it (3674)

On 12/24/2013 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend got us kicked out of the Apple store 4 getting into a heated argument with the guy at the Genius Bar about which video game avatar is hotter . FML

#21001750
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38457) - you deserved it (4814)

On 12/22/2013 at 8:51pm - love - by Lucie - United States (New York)

Today... mah brother got a new saxophone. He thought a good way to break it in was to play it in mah ear. Loudly. While I was sleeping. FML

#21001557
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35992) - you deserved it (3444)

On 12/22/2013 at 4:56pm - misc - by blackcarnation - United States (Connecticut)

Today, it's been a little over a month since mah dad started taking yoga lessons. We always joked around behind his back that he was just doing it so he could get flexible enough to suck himself off. Well, that joke was confrmed as reality when I walked in on him trying just that. FML

#21001267
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51846) - you deserved it (7162)

On 12/22/2013 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by bleach bleach bleach (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today I walked in on my daugter ligting candles around one of er friends o'd fallen asleepile er oter friends looool canted someting in a different language. Tey still won't tell meat tey were doing.

#21001182
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50209) - you deserved it (4994)

On 12/22/2013 at 10:36am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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