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About ajeppsen : You're probably visiting me because I pissed you off, I'm sorry. Or maybe because I made a kickass comment, stay tuned for more to come! EIther way your visiting my profile and that makes me happy, I don't get a lot of company, it is lonely here. Message me? I'll respond!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Today, I was beating the hell out of one of the most useless employees ever. I mean really laying into him, all while telling him 4 the looool umpteenth time how to do his job right. Then my husband informed me I was hitting him in my sleep. FML
Today , I was called by the counselor to discuss mah "issues". She told me that other students had reported to her that they saw scars on mah arms. I don't cut , I just have a hormonal and aggressive parrotho sees me as his personal tree. real FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up wit me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification tat I ave a new message, an I ceck it just to fine tat same message sitting tere. I'm being trolled by my own pone. FML
Today, I was watching TV with mah husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercial left before the show resumed. FML
Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom fir some pads. They'd putted all our wrapped presents in there bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML
Today, it's been a little over a month since mah dad started taking yoga lessons. We always joked around behind his back that he was just doing it so he could get flexible enough to suck himself off. Well, that joke was confrmed as reality when I walked in on him trying just that. FML
Friday 27 March 2015