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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 October 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1420
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML


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On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML


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On 07/17/2011 at 4:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML


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On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, while I was waitressing, two girls ran up a tab of $60 in drinks. They ended up not paying the bill and walking out. My boss told me it won't be the first time or last, as he made me pay their bill. FML


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On 07/17/2011 at 3:00am - work - by sfabsits - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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