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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 October 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 792
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

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Today, I got robbed at the gas station I work at. After only getting $38 dollars out the register, the guy then steals my purse. It had my rent money in it. FML

#17160498
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34064) - you deserved it (3956)

On 07/18/2011 at 6:07am - work - by jennlikewhoa - United States

Today, in an amphitheater, someone hit the back of my head. As I turned around, the guy apologized and said he mistook me for his friend. I changed seats, and after a while, I got hit a second time. He was wrong again. FML

#17159323
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28981) - you deserved it (3368)

On 07/18/2011 at 3:09am - misc - by fthislyfe (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, after spending over $1000 on plane tickets, I'm visiting my family for the first time in five years. Two hours after I arrived, everyone is screaming at each other and taking their rage out on me. They still ask why I never visit. FML

#17157621
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29393) - you deserved it (3098)

On 07/18/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by Kurochrome - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37216) - you deserved it (3283)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling us to "move out or else." As my mom works for the government and we have a direct-TV dish on our roof, our neighbor thinks we were sent to listen to his phone calls and read his mind. We were here before he was. FML

#17154480
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28402) - you deserved it (2293)

On 07/17/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by SonOfaSpy (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

#17153294
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43803) - you deserved it (3870)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Cinnamon (man) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)

Today, I forced myself into work with severe laryngitis. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, except I work at candy and ice cream store at a major tourist destination. For seven hours I had to communicate with unsympathetic adults and screaming, bratty kids by miming and using a dry erase board. FML

#17152929
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22480) - you deserved it (7765)

On 07/17/2011 at 7:29pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my sister found out she contracted ringworm and scabies from her best friend's rescued kittens. The entire family now has to be treated to prevent it from spreading. There are 7 people in our house and none of us have health insurance. FML

#17152601
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28507) - you deserved it (13883)

On 07/17/2011 at 6:57pm - health - by cderr (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was riding my bike and swerved to avoid hitting a lizard. I ended up sliding into a bush and skinning myself, only to find my tires had still managed to cut the lizard to pieces. FML

#17151333
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25265) - you deserved it (7983)

On 07/17/2011 at 4:44pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, after applying sunscreen to myself every two hours, I still got sunburned. Through my clothes. FML

#17150895
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27956) - you deserved it (4138)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:59pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML

#17150480
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17270) - you deserved it (34359)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by CaoiiBieber - Ireland

Today, I accidentally deep throated a fork. FML

#17150480
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17270) - you deserved it (34359)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by CaoiiBieber - Ireland

Today, an argument broke out between me, my girlfriend, and her sister. They were trying to convince me that not only were fairies real, but there were "scientific facts" that "prove" their existence. My girlfriend's 20 and her sister teaches primary school. FML

#17148663
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28281) - you deserved it (4012)

On 07/17/2011 at 12:01pm - misc - by Fairymyass (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my husband decided that the best way to deal with me eating the last chocolate chip muffin was to give me the silent treatment. Normally, I'd just get over his childish behavior, but we're on a fifteen hour car trip back home with our one year old. FML

#17148653
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23322) - you deserved it (5142)

On 07/17/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by twelfinity - United States (California)

Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML

#17148307
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29390) - you deserved it (4357)

On 07/17/2011 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Username - United States (California)



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