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by knolan / 07/20/2011 at 12:40am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML
by Anonymous / 07/20/2011 at 12:26am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Love
Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML
by sarahbeth93 / 07/20/2011 at 12:07am / United States (Mississippi) / Love
Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML
by Anonymous / 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by imnotacat / 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm / United States (Washington) / Transportation
by nickrick12 / 07/19/2011 at 6:57pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/19/2011 at 2:03pm / United States / Kids
Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML
by craphanded / 07/19/2011 at 1:45pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Animals
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house to meet her entire family for the first time. Trying not to be rude, I ate their 12-bean and chorizo soup. Now I'm stuck in the bathroom trying to unclog the toilet with no plunger. FML
by PissNTra / 07/19/2011 at 1:11pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by freakfreak12345 / 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm / United States (Maine) / Animals
by Bill Harrison / 07/19/2011 at 11:19am / United States / Work
Today, I got a call from a creditor asking for a Sarah. I told them that I'm not Sarah, nor do I know one. They then asked if she was my wife. Annoyed, I said, "Alright, when did I get a wife? I don't even remember having a girlfriend." They sniggered and hung up. FML
by Miriden / 07/19/2011 at 10:41am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML
by Anonymous / 07/19/2011 at 7:04am / Australia / Intimacy
by ken / 07/19/2011 at 3:40am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell and hit my head on the faucet. FML
by MAWZ / 07/19/2011 at 2:33am / United States (Colorado) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19… Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that… Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off…