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aikhan

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 June 1982 (33 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 269
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was talking to my parents about feeling insecure with my "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer and closer. My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit. People will try to roll you back into the ocean". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48447) - you deserved it (7863)

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