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Today, somebody ordered pizza and sent it to the house across the street from them, so they could shoot at the pizza guy with an air-soft gun from the upstairs of their house. I was that delivery guy. FML

#17973373
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I agree, your life sucks (29759) - you deserved it (1875)

On 10/13/2011 at 4:17am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over a nail, which popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

#17973264
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I agree, your life sucks (24053) - you deserved it (5649)

On 10/13/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by happyshit (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML

#17950991
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33365) - you deserved it (3163)

On 10/10/2011 at 9:56am - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky. She got my cock out, stopped, and told me it looked like "Rufus the naked mole rat." She spent the next 20 minutes showing me pictures, describing in detail why they looked similar, and laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33339) - you deserved it (4231)

On 10/02/2011 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by rufusthepenis - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)



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