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Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49596) - you deserved it (9707)

On 05/31/2009 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - Poland (Katowice)



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