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Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

#20705129
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27335) - you deserved it (58305)

On 06/04/2013 at 8:15am - misc - by tinypenis - United States (New York)

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

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109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51956) - you deserved it (10802)

On 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm - misc - by Skyler - United States

Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML

#20559522
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8079) - you deserved it (48847)

On 03/25/2013 at 2:31pm - health - by anon - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of seven years. He stared at me, then said "Yeah, okay then. I'm gonna watch TV now." He then turned on the TV and watched Top Gun. Not quite the response I was hoping for. FML

#20556604
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16273) - you deserved it (27249)

On 03/23/2013 at 3:00pm - love - by Jessica (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at a club when a notoriously desperate and disgusting guy asked me to grind with him. Hoping for some backup, I coolly said, "You'll have to ask my boyfriend." My boyfriend's response? "Yeah, man, I don't care." FML

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92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27462) - you deserved it (5706)

On 02/19/2013 at 10:27am - misc - by really (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML

#20400363
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30660) - you deserved it (4018)

On 12/15/2012 at 3:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML

#19406343
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5771) - you deserved it (24993)

On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34430) - you deserved it (4789)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I thought it would be funny to jump in the pool while holding my cat. I am currently in the hospital due to the severe cuts on my face and throat. FML

#16725871
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7550) - you deserved it (76039)

On 06/18/2011 at 6:32am - health - by princev - United States

Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

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122 comments

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On 03/25/2011 at 7:05pm - misc - by freshman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML

#12931199
183 comments

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On 09/06/2010 at 8:50am - intimacy - by sad-sexed (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was woken up because the police were pounding on my door, and saying I am under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs then plant them on my front lawn. FML

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146 comments

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On 07/26/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by Busted (man) - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML

#7341507
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27963) - you deserved it (3458)

On 01/14/2010 at 5:35pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML

#7264308
182 comments

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

#6688959
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27053) - you deserved it (1840)

On 12/10/2009 at 12:24am - work - by g_unit (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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