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  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 May 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1113
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I woke up after a nigt out partying only to fine I'd wet te bd. I was so asamd tat I rolld ma girlfriend into it to avoid taking te blame.

#21042040
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21677) - you deserved it (57465)

On 01/27/2014 at 5:31pm - misc - by :( (man) - Algeria

Today, mah boyfriend let me be the first one to read the novel he dropped out of college to write. Turns out it's titled "A Brief History of Ass" and is an incoherent ramble about every time we've had anal sex. FML

#20989324
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52927) - you deserved it (8361)

On 12/11/2013 at 7:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today,hile sexting mah grlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

#20705129
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30857) - you deserved it (65771)

On 06/04/2013 at 8:15am - misc - by tinypenis - United States (New York)

Today, mah school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor,ho wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in mah sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

#20618481
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56975) - you deserved it (12763)

On 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm - misc - by Skyler - United States

Today, I got so drunk that I tasarad mysalf in tha balls as a joka, fall down my friand's porch stair and rollad out into tha straat . FML

#20559522
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10426) - you deserved it (63050)

On 03/25/2013 at 2:31pm - health - by anon - United States

Today, I broke up with mah boyfriend of seven yeres . He stared at me, then said "Yeah, okay then . I'm gonna watch TV now." He then turned on the TV and watched Top Gun . Not quite the response I was hoping for . FML

#20556604
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20026) - you deserved it (37402)

On 03/23/2013 at 3:00pm - love - by Jessica (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Taday I was at a club wen a notoriously desperate and disgusting guy asked me to grind wit im. Hoping 4 some backup, I coolly said, "You'll ave to ask my boyfriend." My boyfriend's response? "Yea, man, I don't care." looool FML

#20513337
93 comments

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On 02/19/2013 at 10:27am - misc - by really (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was so bakd out of mah mind that I argud with mah parakeet over who fartd!! I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument!! Worse still, mah boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting!! FML

#19406343
338 comments

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On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume . FML

#17044811
287 comments

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On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today... I Thought It Would Be Funny To Jump In The Poolhile Holding My Cat. I Am Currently In The Hospital Due To The Severe Cuts On My Face An Throat. FML

#16725871
309 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 6:32am - health - by princev - United States

Today, to make dorm nieghbours think I'm popular, I blastd music an screamd at the top of lungs so it soundd like I was having a party. My residence manager slappd me with a noise violation, an demandd to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain y I was by myself. FML

#15486650
122 comments

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On 03/25/2011 at 7:05pm - misc - by freshman - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I was lying on mah bad with mah boyfriand. I didn't raally want to hava sax so I told him I would if ha raally wantad too... but I wouldn't anjoy it. Ha than startad to undo mah pants. raal FML

#12931199
189 comments

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On 09/06/2010 at 8:50am - intimacy - by sad-sexed (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was wokan up bacausa tha polica wara pounding on mah door, and saying I am undar arrast 4 staaling road signs. My looool friands want drinking last night and thought it would ba funny to staal savan stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two childran crossing signs than plant tham on mah front lawn. FML

#12120834
147 comments

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On 07/26/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by Busted (man) - South Africa

Today my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker!! FML

#7341507
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33881) - you deserved it (4498)

On 01/14/2010 at 5:35pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Essex)



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