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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 April 1995 (20 years)
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agostina_mc's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

#19059708
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31470) - you deserved it (2359)

On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML

#19053682
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28791) - you deserved it (2004)

On 02/12/2012 at 1:02am - work - by That_guy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML

#18973351
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39097) - you deserved it (3757)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland

Today, I cut my finger with a plastic knife while demonstrating that you can't cut yourself with a plastic knife. FML

#18951415
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12304) - you deserved it (46218)

On 01/30/2012 at 10:27am - health - by cbad (woman) - United States

Today, I had my first chorus concert. We got a bigger applause when we left the stage than when we sang. FML

#18916870
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22962) - you deserved it (6556)

On 01/26/2012 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

#18912466
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37344) - you deserved it (3900)

On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my front house window was smashed. A note was left, saying 'I want my cat back'. I have no idea what they are talking about. FML

#18819686
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29747) - you deserved it (2184)

On 01/15/2012 at 11:17pm - misc - by James - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was planning to start my fitness regime and lose weight, using the bike that had been lying unused in my garden for the past six months. Tonight, the bike was stolen from my garden. FML

#18802834
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24096) - you deserved it (6008)

On 01/14/2012 at 2:51am - misc - by baby shak - United States

Today, I had shelves installed using a builder who came highly recommended by my co-worker. Turns out the builder is her friend, who has no actual qualifications or experience as a builder, but 'it's his dream'. I now have a gaping hole in my kitchen where the shelves should be. FML

#18719100
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25049) - you deserved it (5102)

On 01/05/2012 at 7:37pm - misc - by neveragain89 (woman) - Australia

Today, I had to cut short my New Year's resolution of going to the gym daily, when the meathead next to me dropped some heavy weights, which bounced and landed on my foot. I'm sitting at home in a cast. FML

#18705710
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29092) - you deserved it (2354)

On 01/04/2012 at 11:55am - health - by gimpy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was awoken by my wife, once again. It seems that whenever I stop snoring, she thinks I died so she has to wake me to make sure I'm still living. She does this almost every night, every hour. FML

#18603475
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27513) - you deserved it (3652)

On 12/25/2011 at 12:27am - health - by Sleep Deprived (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found a wallet containing an ID card. I managed to track down the owner, who now is threatening to call the police if I don't return the 400 dollars that he insists were also in it. FML

#18577886
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36041) - you deserved it (2687)

On 12/22/2011 at 7:04am - misc - by JackSteely -

Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML

#18573641
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31481) - you deserved it (4291)

On 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm - animals - by kaipodable - United States (California)

Today, I realized I need a new job when I had to take anti-anxiety medication before meeting with my boss. Last time we met, I had a panic attack. FML

#18570101
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25507) - you deserved it (3154)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:10pm - work - by bosslady12 - United States



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