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agnes07
  • Town/Country : Boston, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 October 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 244
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About agnes07 : Hi i'm agnes :)
im 18 and love to make friends.

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Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

#14886724
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33472) - you deserved it (3015)

On 02/07/2011 at 8:21pm - misc - by 5minsolder (woman) - United States

Today, I logged onto a website that offered free tutoring. After chatting with the online tutor, he started flirting with me. I was just looking for some help with my homework, not a creeper. FML

#14876662
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20959) - you deserved it (5213)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Chasity (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

#14861457
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21957) - you deserved it (6666)

On 02/06/2011 at 1:02am - misc - by xxxchelsiexxx - United States

Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML

#14857654
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26414) - you deserved it (10475)

On 02/05/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by UghCats (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

#14849779
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48495) - you deserved it (3573)

On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)



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