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afmanslady

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 September 1989 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1297
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>Scorpio1691</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 12:34am<b>big_sam1991</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 7:34am<b>imkool136</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 4:05am<b>Damafia</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 9:06am<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 8:08pm<b>s1s1</b> - the 01/26/2014 at 12:50pm<b>ex_omer</b> - the 12/20/2013 at 9:19am<b>Trollx</b> - the 07/04/2012 at 7:59pm<b>IDontFlush</b> - the 01/28/2012 at 7:06pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:25pm<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 1:46am<b>281go</b> - the 07/13/2010 at 3:04am<b>aardvarkish</b> - the 03/22/2010 at 2:26am<b>Vampireking</b> - the 03/03/2010 at 2:23am<b>DoveOrHawk</b> - the 09/20/2009 at 7:13am<b>Daaniellee1234</b> - the 09/06/2009 at 2:22pm<b>bloodthorn</b> - the 08/04/2009 at 1:10pm<b>MyzticHydra</b> - the 07/28/2009 at 10:19am

Fucked!<b>Scorpio1691</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 6:34am<b>imkool136</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 10:05am

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afmanslady's favorite FMLs

Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML

by shit... / 07/05/2009 at 2:16pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entire time. FML

by RachelDC / 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm / United States (West Virginia) / Animals

Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

by pinkrazrgirl247 / 07/03/2009 at 2:29am / United States / Love

Today, I went to the doctor for a sports physical. I've had a giant, dark birthmark on my left rib cage that I've hated most of my life. Recently I've learned to embrace it and show it off by wearing bikinis. My doctor saw it today and told me it's a fungus that's been spreading on my side all my life. FML

by Anonymous / 07/01/2009 at 4:35pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, my mother woke me up by saying "Good morning my sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with my boyfriend. FML

by wildthing / 07/01/2009 at 3:33pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML

by Anonymous / 07/01/2009 at 3:18pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML

by lawoman27 / 07/01/2009 at 12:08am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

by a / 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy

Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

by a / 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy

Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

by a / 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy

Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

by a / 05/21/2009 at 3:18pm / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Intimacy