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afjeff2004
  • Town/Country : Seattle, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 January 1986 (28 years)
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About afjeff2004 : I live and work in Seattle, WA. That's about it

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Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML

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