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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 January 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 286
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About afjeff2004 : I live and work in Seattle, WA. That's about it

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Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28835) - you deserved it (8389)

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