Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

afjeff2004

Search for a member

afjeff2004
  • Town/Country : Seattle, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 January 1986 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 145
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About afjeff2004 : I live and work in Seattle, WA. That's about it

afjeff2004's last visitors

haylburgsunflowerchildTyler0913chey4212MissVeracityzakariah

afjeff2004's FML badges

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of afjeff2004's badges

afjeff2004's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML

#20444863
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21514) - you deserved it (7168)

On 01/06/2013 at 12:24pm - love - by lifsabtch (man) -



Bénédicte's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Bénédicte's Illustrated FML
  • "If drawing stuff is the food of love, then get a better pencil." That's not a real expression, I just made it up because I needed a good opening line. It's not even that good of an opening line, but…

Thursday 10 April 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: