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by Anonymous / 04/23/2011 at 5:26pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by nightDREAMERms / 04/23/2011 at 10:55am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by cdn_steed / 04/23/2011 at 9:11am / United States (New York) / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/23/2011 at 1:11am / United States (Tennessee) / Animals
by Username / 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, it's been 5 years I've been working for a man that won't admit he has Tourette's. He sits at his desk, twitching his head and hissing like a snake. He's also randomly said things like 'nipples', 'Jessica Simpson', 'potato peeler', etc. I feel like it's become my job to warn new employees. FML
by ShakeRattleHiss / 04/20/2011 at 11:25am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Stupid / 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm / United States / Animals
Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML
by Worried / 04/16/2011 at 6:59am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by FrOsTy25 / 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
by Anonymous / 04/01/2011 at 12:32am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
by mugged / 03/20/2011 at 4:29pm / United States (New York) / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…