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by Anonymous / 04/23/2011 at 5:26pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by nightDREAMERms / 04/23/2011 at 10:55am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by cdn_steed / 04/23/2011 at 9:11am / United States (New York) / Animals
by Anonymous / 04/23/2011 at 1:11am / United States (Tennessee) / Animals
by Username / 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, it's been 5 years I've been working for a man that won't admit he has Tourette's. He sits at his desk, twitching his head and hissing like a snake. He's also randomly said things like 'nipples', 'Jessica Simpson', 'potato peeler', etc. I feel like it's become my job to warn new employees. FML
by ShakeRattleHiss / 04/20/2011 at 11:25am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Stupid / 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm / United States / Animals
Today, my wife and I were planning our nursery for our future child. She said that we'd be painting it pink either way. I asked what would happen if we had a boy. She said "Oh, he'll be gay" with a menacing glare. I'm worried. FML
by Worried / 04/16/2011 at 6:59am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by FrOsTy25 / 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
by Anonymous / 04/01/2011 at 12:32am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
by mugged / 03/20/2011 at 4:29pm / United States (New York) / Animals
- Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having… Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans… Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed…