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  • Town/Country : from California, live in Alaska., US, US, US, US, US
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 December 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 5797
  • Number of comments : 392
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

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196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40722) - you deserved it (6951)

On 05/17/2011 at 6:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love twinkies." FML

#16207509
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23653) - you deserved it (32854)

On 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm - misc - by pyroman1127 - United States (Utah)

Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML

#16205255
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11254) - you deserved it (38778)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:04pm - misc - by o.v. (man) - Bangladesh

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

#16204397
193 comments

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On 05/16/2011 at 10:28am - health - by foolmetwice (woman) -

Today, I found out I was born as a result of someone switching my mom's birth control pills with tic tac. FML

#16129484
84 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
236 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
249 comments

Today, I searched frantically for my glasses for ages. After giving up, I realised I could see perfectly. I had been wearing them the whole time and neither my mother nor my father told me because "it was far too funny" watching me yell "Where the fuck are they?" FML

#16115344
149 comments

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On 05/10/2011 at 6:48am - misc - by Kyle (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

#16111530
162 comments

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On 05/09/2011 at 10:34pm - kids - by richkief76 -

Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML

#16099079
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22116) - you deserved it (2535)

On 05/08/2011 at 11:22pm - animals - by SMCHR (woman) - Ireland

Today, I was trying to convince a friend that even though I'm blonde, I'm not the oblivious or stupid moron everyone apparently thinks I am. Then I smacked face-first into a glass door. FML

#16057186
175 comments

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On 05/05/2011 at 4:01pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML

#15949821
235 comments

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On 04/27/2011 at 3:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML

#15948281
340 comments

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On 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML

#15947062
164 comments

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On 04/27/2011 at 9:35am - kids - by BadgerSpirit (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML

#15917797
242 comments

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On 04/25/2011 at 9:49am - love - by Jade (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)



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