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About aeropuppy : Fml's always make me feel better about my life. Nuf said
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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I agree, their lives suck
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Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML
Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend, when an old lady walked up to us. She looked at my friend and said, "My dear, you're gorgeous! I bet all the boys want you!" She then shot me a brief look and walked off. FML
Today, after a particularly difficult late night workout at the gym, I decided to shower in the locker room. I must have passed out, because I later woke up naked, surrounded by police after someone called to report a dead body in the shower. FML
Friday 6 December 2013