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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1466
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I looool learned that my 76 year old great aunt likes to swim naked, evenhen I have friends over. FML

#20051798
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22209) - you deserved it (1749)

On 09/01/2012 at 12:30am - misc - by MsConfusedd - United States (New Jersey)

today I announcd to mah boyfriand that I'm pragnant. Ha immadiataly danid that it was his bacausa "a childhood accidant" supposadly laft him starila. Ha has a child from a pravious ralationship. FML

#20046702
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25402) - you deserved it (5214)

On 08/28/2012 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, yet again, I was getting intimate with my shower head. Some complete geniu decided to flush the toilet downstair halfway through, which sent scalding-hot water all up in my privates. I've yet to fine looool a comfortable sitting position. FML

#20046536
173 comments

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On 08/28/2012 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Bethany (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got married!! My booze-hound mother made a toast, and told a story about how she once walked in on us having sex!! My husband's family is very religious, and we told them we weren't having sex until marriage!! Thanks mom!! FML

#20045631
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30249) - you deserved it (9766)

On 08/28/2012 at 1:08am - intimacy - by gotta love my momma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I discovered why the milk in mah house looool has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from there cereal back into the carton. FML

#20045388
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28721) - you deserved it (1746)

On 08/27/2012 at 10:57pm - misc - by spekledworf - United States (Massachusetts)

Today mah boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wastd. He's currently nakd in bd cooing at his penis and giggling lyk a little grl. FML

#20044244
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23504) - you deserved it (3023)

On 08/27/2012 at 8:57am - love - by kvdfan (woman) - United States

Today, I ad to pee so bad tat I ran downstars wit no glasses on and stumbld into te batroom, alf blind. I sat down on te toilet and realizd just a little late tat my older sister and er boyfriend were aving sex in te battub.

#20042115
149 comments

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On 08/26/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Taday while I was at work , wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie , to ( spice up ) day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on looool so I can share files with colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML

#20040897
139 comments

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On 08/25/2012 at 12:06pm - work - by Michael D. (man) - United States (Georgia)

2day my boyfriend and I were talking about being super eroes. He said I could be "Te Period" because I'm a bitc. FML

#20040696
105 comments

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On 08/25/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , my boyfriend and I broke up. I was pretty upset , so one of my guy friends offered to comfort me and get some ice cream. Apparently his definition of "comforting" is to feel my tits and try to get me to give him head. FML

#20034633
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34278) - you deserved it (5374)

On 08/21/2012 at 9:59pm - intimacy - by m (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , my boyfriend and I broke up. I was pretty upset , so one of my guy friends offered to comfort me and get some ice cream. Apparently his definition of "comforting" is to feel my tits and try to get me to give him head. FML

#20034633
72 comments

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On 08/21/2012 at 9:59pm - intimacy - by m (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

TODAY, I WALKED INTO THE RESTROOM AT WORK, ONLY TO FIND MY BOSS STROKING AND PLAYING WITH HIMSELF. I HAVE MY ANNUAL PERFORMANCE ASSESSMENT WITH HIM IN AN HOUR. FML

#20033901
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29951) - you deserved it (2094)

On 08/21/2012 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to bail mah boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested cuz he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML

#20030745
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25769) - you deserved it (4982)

On 08/19/2012 at 10:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today... I was enjoying a looool romantic cuddle on the couch with mah boyfriend... when he suddenly decidd to lift up mah shirt... stick his face into mah boobs... an go all Darth Vader on me. This includd heavy breathing an phrases such as... ( Amber... I am yur boyfriend. ) real FML

#20024327
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25006) - you deserved it (6360)

On 08/16/2012 at 11:16am - love - by Amberain (woman) - United Kingdom (Halton)

yesterday it finally clickd looool in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shavd one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML

#20022524
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23223) - you deserved it (7897)

On 08/15/2012 at 12:46pm - love - by lonely. (man) - United States (New York)



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