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Today, it was my uncle's funeral. I wasn't very close with him, but I still wanted to be respectful. My boyfriend, being the jackass that he is, was singing the Spider Pig song from The Simpsons under his breath while making his fingers walk up my leg, trying to get under my skirt. FML
by SorryUncleTommy / 10/01/2012 at 12:23am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, my step-brother had some serious bowel distress and rushed to the bathroom. Because he forgot to quit his group chat with his buddies, I quickly found out that the reason he's so over-protective, and hostile to my male friends, is because he wants to get into my pants. FML
by creepedasfuck / 09/23/2012 at 12:50pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
by holyshitbatman / 09/22/2012 at 10:06am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend picked me up from school. It was an unusually sweet gesture from him, and I was flattered. That is, until he told me to sit my ass in the back, so his dog could ride in front with him. FML
by Anonymous / 09/21/2012 at 3:10pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by myself / 09/20/2012 at 3:00am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was called into my 17-year-old son's high school. Why? Because it was Wednesday, also known as "Hump Day" and his friends managed to convince him that you're supposed to go around and hump people. FML
by Judy / 09/19/2012 at 7:33pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by GMD / 09/18/2012 at 4:20pm / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/16/2012 at 11:32am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML
by -___- / 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Kids
by Iguana / 09/11/2012 at 10:35pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/09/2012 at 8:03am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/08/2012 at 7:38am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, I finally decided to introduce my boyfriend to my parents. Surprisingly, he and my father already knew each other, so I asked him how they met. Now I know where my boyfriend gets all his weed. FML
by UnknownOperation / 09/04/2012 at 9:51am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, my clumsiness has reached such legendary proportions in my family, that when I visited my grandparents, I found they'd put stickers all over their glass doors, so I wouldn't have "yet another painful accident". FML
by fuck yuo / 09/01/2012 at 4:50pm / Canada (Newfoundland) / Miscellaneous
by thewhompingwillow / 09/01/2012 at 1:56pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
- Today, I had 45 minutes spare between appointments to do some work at the office. I needed to print… Today, I just found out that my little brother likes to peak through the crack of the bathroom door… Today, as I was selling candles at the local farmer's market, the sky was clear, and it was empty…