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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 July 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5325
  • Number of comments : 225
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About aeliz : ashley elizabeth.

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Today, I started to type up a mass text to tell a decent amount of my friends that I'd just come home to a surprise from my boyfriend. Trying to fix a typo, I accidentally hit send with the text only saying "Guess what?! I just came." FML

#9070560
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23747) - you deserved it (10040)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:49am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML

#9019177
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28914) - you deserved it (6513)

On 03/12/2010 at 8:17am - love - by justlittleoldme (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML

#8991320
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8886) - you deserved it (46561)

On 03/11/2010 at 3:13am - misc - by ShowOff (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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