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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 September 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 39
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML

#21281417
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31302) - you deserved it (2552)

On 10/19/2014 at 11:00pm - animals - by Why Me - United States (Indiana)

Today, it's the first day of fall. It's also the day that over 20 people have made jokes about my name being "Autumn" like they're the funniest, most original people alive. It's not even 8 am. This is going to be a long day. FML

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137 comments

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On 09/23/2014 at 8:00am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, while I was making dinner, my husband argued that our new dog has intelligence issues, and we should give him away. I angrily defended the poor thing, and had almost won, until the dog walked over and licked the inside of the hot oven door. FML

#21126864
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45121) - you deserved it (5874)

On 04/30/2014 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I resorted to the oldest prank in the book: laxatives in the food. Except it wasn't for a prank, but just a desperate attempt to get my clingy boyfriend to leave me the hell alone. I think I'm going to hell. FML

#21101967
80 comments

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On 04/01/2014 at 3:21pm - love - by someone (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend saw a YouTube video of a guy throwing boiling water into the cold air, with the water immediately turning to ice and vapor. He copied it, but only succeeded in dousing himself with boiling water, then making me drive his idiot self to the hospital. FML

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96 comments

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On 01/10/2014 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML

#20516035
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39477) - you deserved it (10410)

On 02/21/2013 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, the girl I've secretly loved for years finally noticed me. That is, after I ran over her foot with my truck. FML

#20065697
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21300) - you deserved it (6768)

On 09/10/2012 at 12:26am - love - by Disappointed (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML

#19510821
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19138) - you deserved it (26622)

On 04/22/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by stoggie96 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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117 comments

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On 11/03/2009 at 2:24am - love - by whysheheartless (man) - United States (Oregon)



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