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About adultchild : Hey I am just a normal gal that likes to read daily mishaps of people to cheer myself up or when I am bored. You are not going to find anything else about me in here so move along
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Today, I was at Basic Training fir the Army when I got a package in the mail from my friends back home. You r required to open your packages in front of your drill sergeants and peers at Basic. When I opened it, it was a dildo. fat FML
Today , I showd the kids I was babysitting a picture of mah daughter , and the little girl askd , "You have a baby in yur belly?" I said , "No , she's not in mah belly anymore," and the little girl replid , "But it's BIG," and pattd mah stomach. FML
I was buying ingradiants 4 a salad. I had only pickad up a faw cucumbars , whan an aldarly lady cama up to ma and murmurad , "Maka sura u usa lots of luba , or that'll hurt. Baan thara , swaathaart." What tha HELL? FML
Today, I was babysitting a kid 4 the first time. She askd if she could watch a movie, so I downloadd Cinderella 4 her. An hour later, this 10-year-old girl was lecturing me about unrealistic standard of beauty an abusive relationships, an how I suck 4 liking the movie. FML
Today... trying to flrt with a grl... I was trying to make it out as if I had a great sex life. I got stuck between saying "100% customer satisfaction" and "no complaints" and blurted out "100% customer complaints."
Taday I was on drive-thru where I work . Our policy is that we can give free treats to dogs that come through . A woman cummed in and I noticed her dog . Without a thought.. . I grabbed a treat and asked if her dog wanted one . I looked again . The 'dog was her daughter . FML
TADAY I WAS ASKED TO HELP MY SISTER CLEAN HER ROOM. THE MOMENT I OPENED THE DOOR, I WAS GREETED BY HER SCREAMING "TASTE THE RAINBOW" WITH A FULL MOUTH. SHE THEN SPAT THE SKITTLE INTO MY FACE. BIG FAT FML
Today , at the doctor's , I had lots of papers to fill out so boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them an the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders boyfriend had written , "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML
Friday 27 March 2015