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About adultchild : Hey I am just a normal gal that likes to read daily mishaps of people to cheer myself up or when I am bored. You are not going to find anything else about me in here so move along

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yesterday I got stuck in an elevator 4 well over an hourhile riding it up to my wieght and fitnes class. Very funny , universe. FML

#20932462
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36633) - you deserved it (8710)

On 10/24/2013 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, in revenge 4 me pulling te old salt-in-te-soda prank on im, my dad sowd up at my college dressd in a tigt blouse and miniskirt, demanding tat I come ome early wit im. I tink I'm going to be lyncd next time I go to class. FML

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104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36526) - you deserved it (12322)

On 10/13/2013 at 5:20pm - misc - by HSampsON (man) - Niger (Niamey)

Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, cuz she went all out fir revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML

#20917903
169 comments

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On 10/12/2013 at 6:03pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Iceland (Borgarfjardarsysla)

Today, I took my car to be repared. The mechanic putted out his hand when he saw me, so I shook it. He just wanted my keys. real FML

#20914766
65 comments

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On 10/10/2013 at 1:22am - misc - by keyshame - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I told coworkers that I was going on a date tonight so they would think I have a social life. One of them spotted mehile I was eating alone at McDonalds. FML

2day my dog tore up a single book from the dozen within his reach . That book was titled "How to Train Your Dog" . FML

#20907686
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39307) - you deserved it (5092) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/04/2013 at 7:00pm - animals - by iet_Wyrda (woman) - Sent from mobile version

yesterday a customer was paying for his food. As he placd the money in my hand, he said, "Careful, those coins are sticky." I askd why. He replid, "You know, male stuff." FML

Yesterday, at the age of 23, I brought boyfriend over to meet parents. My father swabbd his mouth 4 DNA an fingerprintd him. mega FML

Yesterday, I Got Home To The Smell Of Permanent Marker And The Discovery That Roommate's Little Sister Had Drawn Flower Petals Around Every Polka Dot She Could Reach On Walls. I Just Putted Up The Wallpaper Last Weekend. Mega FML

#20903388
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On 10/01/2013 at 2:43pm - kids - by HGTV (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah 15-year-old daughter said she wantd to become a "baby name expert". I chortld, until I lookd it up. They actually exist. FML

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106 comments

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On 09/26/2013 at 3:06am - kids - by anotherfmladdict (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today I told my boyfriend I lovd him. He told me he was a dinosaur.

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On 09/16/2013 at 7:09am - love - by Kit (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

TODAY, I WENT TO TE MOVIES WIT MA USBAND AND OUR 6-YEAR-OLD SON. MY USBAND KEPT STEALING POPCORN FROM TE GUY NEXT TO IM, TO TE POINTERE TE GUY PUNCED IM IN TE FACE. TE MOVIE WAS STOPPED, TE POLICE WERE CALLED, AND MA SON IS NOW INCONSOLABLE. BIG FAT FML

#20881087
97 comments

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On 09/14/2013 at 3:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Iceland (Gullbringusysla)

Today, I Woke Up An Found $30 Slippd Under Door With A Note That Read, "Please Buy Yourself A Quieter Vibrator. -Mom An Dad." FML

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175 comments

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On 09/09/2013 at 11:15am - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY I TOOK MY GRLFRIAND TO A PUBLIC PLACA BAFORA CONFASSING THAT I'VA BAAN SAAING ANOTHAR WOMAN, TO AVOID A DRAMATIC SCANA. AFTAR BAING RUSHAD TO THA HOSPITAL WITH A CONCUSSION AND BROKAN NOSA, I THINK IT'S SAFA TO SAY MY PLAN DIDN'T GO VARY WALL. FML

#20873101
353 comments

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On 09/08/2013 at 3:31pm - love - by verbaltodomestic (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I Was Waiting In Line With Mah Boyfriend Behind Me. I Decidd To Hold His Hand And Rub His Chest While We Waitd. Then I Heard A Female Voice Behind Me That Said, "Ma'am, Please Don't Touch Me." FML

#20852134
121 comments

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On 08/24/2013 at 11:18am - misc - by cpmolly (woman) - United States (Nebraska)



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