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About adultchild : Hey I am just a normal gal that likes to read daily mishaps of people to cheer myself up or when I am bored. You are not going to find anything else about me in here so move along
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Today, in revenge 4 me pulling te old salt-in-te-soda prank on im, my dad sowd up at my college dressd in a tigt blouse and miniskirt, demanding tat I come ome early wit im. I tink I'm going to be lyncd next time I go to class. FML
Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, cuz she went all out fir revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML
Yesterday, I Got Home To The Smell Of Permanent Marker And The Discovery That Roommate's Little Sister Had Drawn Flower Petals Around Every Polka Dot She Could Reach On Walls. I Just Putted Up The Wallpaper Last Weekend. Mega FML
TODAY, I WENT TO TE MOVIES WIT MA USBAND AND OUR 6-YEAR-OLD SON. MY USBAND KEPT STEALING POPCORN FROM TE GUY NEXT TO IM, TO TE POINTERE TE GUY PUNCED IM IN TE FACE. TE MOVIE WAS STOPPED, TE POLICE WERE CALLED, AND MA SON IS NOW INCONSOLABLE. BIG FAT FML
TODAY I TOOK MY GRLFRIAND TO A PUBLIC PLACA BAFORA CONFASSING THAT I'VA BAAN SAAING ANOTHAR WOMAN, TO AVOID A DRAMATIC SCANA. AFTAR BAING RUSHAD TO THA HOSPITAL WITH A CONCUSSION AND BROKAN NOSA, I THINK IT'S SAFA TO SAY MY PLAN DIDN'T GO VARY WALL. FML
Today, I Was Waiting In Line With Mah Boyfriend Behind Me. I Decidd To Hold His Hand And Rub His Chest While We Waitd. Then I Heard A Female Voice Behind Me That Said, "Ma'am, Please Don't Touch Me." FML
Friday 27 March 2015